View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 9)


Frank Gannucci
05-08-2014, 10:27 PM
(The Miami Heat beat the Brooklyn Nets 94-82.)

(Ralph & Ed are eating lunch at the Gotham Bus Co.)

Ralph: "Well, that was a BAD game last night Norton. Those Nets really looked bad against the Heat."

Ed: "You are right there Ralph."

Ralph: "Now, the Nets are going to dissapoint Miami who is looking for a thrid straight NBA title starting with game 3."

Ed: "I kinda feel sorry for them. The Heat wanted to be the first NBA team in history to sweep the entire playoffs."

Ralph: "Ha ha ha."

(Joe Fenstablau comes by.)

Joe: "Well Kramden, looks like your Nets are proving to be an easy opponent for the Heat."

Ralph: "That is incorrect Joe. The Nets will win the NBA title."

Joe: "The Nets got lucky that they got into the playoffs Ralph. I know that my men, Lebron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh will OWN the Nets."

Ed: "They can't own the Nets. They are not interested."

Ralph: "You stupe. He means that they are going to beat the Nets in grand fashion."

Ed: "Oh."

Ralph: "Since when has LeBron, Dwayne and Chris been your men?"

Joe: "Since they started facing the Nets."

Ralph: "Well, you are going to be sad. The Nets will win."

Ed: "And if the Heat win, they will have a parade in front of the Jackie Gleason theater."

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph: "Yeah sure."

Joe: "The Nets will lose."

(Joe sings a song about the Nets losing and leaves.)

Ralph: "He will get his."

(Jackie walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Folks, if the Heat win, I think that they should have a parade in front of this theater."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)