(The Miami Heat beat the Brooklyn Nets 107-86.)

(Ralph is sitting down on the table looking upset.)

Alice: "Ralph, you are too upset. The Nets still have a chance to win. So much for your claim that the Heat was going to be lethargic."

Ralph: "You are a real big help. A REAL BIG help. The Nets were supposed to win Alice. Now since the Heat has continued their momentum, the Nets have to dig themselves out. Boy. I sooo wanted LeBron James to be taught a lesson."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph. The Nets lost. It looks like you have to endure Joe Fenstablau again."

Ralph: "Yeah, what a loudmouth blowhard unlike me."

(Alice laughs.)

Ralph: "What is so funny? I don't have a BIIIIG mouth."

(Ed & Alice laugh.)

Ed: "How about all the times that that mouth got you in trouble?"

Ralph: "That has nothing to do with it. I don't have a big mouth. I will show you who has a big mouth."

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, HEAR THIS. THE HEAT WILL LOSE TO THE NETS. ALSO, WHO HAS THE BIIIIIIIGEST MOUTH IN THIS PLACE."

All (yell): "RALPH KRAMDEN!"

(Alice & Ed laugh.)

Ralph (yells to Ed): "DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CLENCHED FIST MEANS NORTON?"

Ed (leaving): "Yes, I do."

(Ralph is sulking.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)