(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Toronto Raptors 102-98.)

(Ralph & Ed are at the bowling alley.)

Ed: "Hey, last night, unlike the Rangers, the Nets beat those Raptors."

Ralph: "That is good. Those Raptors need to be extinct from the playoffs."

Ed: "I am hoping that the Nets win their first NBA title. They need it."

Ralph: "I think that in order for them to do that, they would have the honor of playing the Heat who play right near that action city: Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "That would be a great series Ralph. Maybe we could meet LeBron, Dwayne and Chris and give them a few pointers on how to play the game."

Ralph: "Sure. They seem like they need them."

Ed: "I like the fact that the Nets' coach is a guy who's last name is Kidd. I am a kid at heart. I did a lot of kid like things when I was younger. Then as time grew on, I grew older. I matured."

Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut."

Ed: "Imagine how pround the city of Brooklyn will be when the Nets win the NBA title and become the first team in almost 60 years to win a title for Brooklyn. They will make Brooklyn proud."

Ralph: "They certainly would."

(They sing a song about Brooklyn pride.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)