Frank Gannucci
04-22-2014, 10:37 PM
(The Toronto Raptors best the Brooklyn Nets 100-96.)
(Ralph & Ed are at the bowling alley.)
Ralph: "What did I tell you Ed? The Nets were destroyed by the Raptors."
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "After what happened last year, they will win the NBA title. They will make our neighboorhood proud. When they do win, we should take the whole team out to celebrate. We should take them to a pizzeria."
Ed: "After that, we will make them honorary Raccoons."
Ralph: "Yes. They will be lucky because they will have to go through the Heat and play in Miami which is right near that fun and sun capital of the world, Miami Beach."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "The Raptors are going to be extinct when the Nets get through with them."
Ralph: "They certainly will Ed."
Ed: "But, if the Nets don't advance. Something good may happen."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "The Raptors may win and bring the NBA title to Canada. I want to witness history."
Ralph (yells): "YOOOOOU ARE HISTORY NORTON! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed are at the bowling alley.)
Ralph: "What did I tell you Ed? The Nets were destroyed by the Raptors."
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "After what happened last year, they will win the NBA title. They will make our neighboorhood proud. When they do win, we should take the whole team out to celebrate. We should take them to a pizzeria."
Ed: "After that, we will make them honorary Raccoons."
Ralph: "Yes. They will be lucky because they will have to go through the Heat and play in Miami which is right near that fun and sun capital of the world, Miami Beach."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "The Raptors are going to be extinct when the Nets get through with them."
Ralph: "They certainly will Ed."
Ed: "But, if the Nets don't advance. Something good may happen."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "The Raptors may win and bring the NBA title to Canada. I want to witness history."
Ralph (yells): "YOOOOOU ARE HISTORY NORTON! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)