(The Kramdens and Nortons return home. They are carrying luggage.)

Ralph: "What a great weeklong trip we had."

Alice: "What was your favorite part?"

Trixie: "Mine was when we saw Miami Beach

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph: "So was mine Trixie. The Miami Beach docks are the best docks in the world."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "How about when we visited Mexico after we saw Key West? That name 'Key West' and the rest of the Florida Keys. They are a misnomer."

Ralph: "What do you mean by that?"

Ed: "Look at the islands. They are not shaped like keys at all."

Ralph: "You are ready for Bellevue pal."

Ed: "Hey, how about when we swam with the dolphins. I was right in home in the water."

Trixie: "You would be."

Ralph: "I thought I was going to die laughing when I saw Alice get scared hanging onto a dolphin."

Alice: "What do you mean? When you were ready to go swimming onto dolphins, you fainted."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" (normally): "At least I rode the dolphin. It wasn't my fault that I was the first person to make the a dolphin sink when they rode it."

Ed: "Hey, we should tell all the Raccoons what happened in Mexico."

Trixie: "Oh yes. The time when Ralph had lost a Mexican sombrero that was worth a million dollars."

Ralph: "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"

Alice: "At least we got meet Mexican musicians that are very popular down there."

Ed: "I was dissappointed that it wasn't Shakira. Va-va-va-voom!"

Ralph: "You stupe. She isn't Mexican. She is Cuban."

(The girls roll their eyes because Shakira is Columbian.)

Alice: "Those musicians thought us all to do their own version of the mambo and sing and dance to this song."

(They all sing "La Cucarucha" with Ralph doing his dance moves that he did in "Mama Loves Mambo.")

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)