A Honeymooners St. Patty's Day:

(Ralph & Ed are at the local arcade playing MLB Baseball 2014.)

Ed: "Boy, what a St. Patty's Day you are going to have Ralphie boy. You have your plan to play MLB '14 on MY PS4 that I got for $5 on Ebay and it looks like you are going to throw a perfect game and win a million dollars."

Ralph: "Yeah, I chose to do it on St. Patty's Day due to the fact that that is the luckiest day of the year and after that at the Raccoon meeting, we will all celebrate Charlie Sheen style as far as drinking goes."

Ed: "Hooray for the Irish! You got some of that Irish blood in you. As a matter of fact, you got a LOT of Irish blood in you."

Ralph: "Oooooh, you are a riot Norton."

John Sterling (on video game): "Perfect game. Ball game over. Yankees win! TH-H-H-H-H-H-E YANKEES WIIIIIIIIN!"

Ralph: "There, I threw a perfect game against the Boston Red Sox. My team was the Yankees."

Ed: "You threw like CC Sabathia. As a matter of fact, you got the BUILD of him too."

Ralph: "Oh boy, you are going to get it Norton. Tomorrow night after work, on St. Patty's Day, I will be at your apartment to play MLB '14. After that, I am going to live on Park Avenue. If I was a pitcher, I would love to pitch against the Marlins and have the joy of being right near that action city, Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

(On St. Patty's Day. Ralph & Ed are all dressed in green.)

Ed: "Ralphie boy, it's the 9th inning. You are pitching a perfect game. You are down to your last out and your last strike. Don't blow it Ralph."

Ralph: "I am calm and cool Norton. Calm and cool."

(Alice comes in.)

Alice: "Hey Ralph!"

Ralph (yells): "HEY THERE!" (normally): "Oh, its you Alice. Don't upset me and don't you dare upset me Norton. I am 99 percent to 100% through with my perfect game and I don't want to hear a sound out of you two."

(Ralph pitches.)

John Sterling (on video game): "Perfect game. Ball game over. Yankees win! TH-H-H-H-H-H-E YANKEES WIIIIIIIIN!"

Ralph (yells): "I WON ALICE! I WON THE MILLION DOLLARS."

Alice: "Ralph, I hate to break it to you but the the million dollar MLB Perfect Game Contest starts after the first game of the season."

Ed: "Ralph, it looks like this St. Patty's Day was your unluckiest one that you had in a long, long, long time."

Ralph (yells): "OKAY! PUT 'EM UP NORTON! PUT' EM UP!"

(Alice tries to separate the two.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank goodness we were able to use John Sterling's voice. Ha ha ha!"

(Audience laughs.)

Jackie: "I want to wish everyone a Happy St. Patty's Day and the Miami Beach St. Patty's Days are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)