vienna waits
03-04-2002, 07:40 PM
This is by Sarah Lynn, she was just having trouble posting it. Here it is...
Warning Label:
Please... only 13 years of age or older read this for the text displayed in this script may be somewhat shocking or unreal to the show The Facts of Life. I have explained my doing for this script at the end! Do enjoy!
A Mixed Blessing - Season 3
--Cafeteria--
Nat and Tootie: (studying at a table)
Mrs. G: (Figuring out the next week's lunch and dinner menu)
Blair: (walks in from the kitchen) had jo gotten back from town yet?!? (fiddling with her fingers)
Mrs. G: Nope, she only left a half hour ago..
Nat: why do you want her back here anyways? All's you two do is fight!
Tootie: yea!
Blair: Well, just tell her I'm in the room when she comes back! (goes to leave)
Jo: (walks in with a paper bag) You wouldn't believe how cold it is out there! (takes coat off and sets the bag on the table where nat and tootie are) I almost froze my butt off! (looks at blair in a "you better be happy" way)
Tootie: (grabs the bag and goes to open it becuase she's nosey)
Jo: (slaps tootie's hand and grabs the bag)
Tootie: jeez jo!
Jo: you don't just go snooping through other people's things ya know!
Tootie: well SOORRY! (says all snotty)
Jo: You should be!
Blair: Well thank God you're back jo!
Jo: Why? (know's why but is tryign to make it seem less suspicious)
Blair: I need your help with socialogy! (grab's jo's hand and pulls her into the kitchen) NOW!
Nat: I wonder what that was all about!
Tootie: Whatever it was... i betchya it had somethign to do with whatever's inside that paper bag!
Mrs. G: (looks up from writing and slides her glasses off) Girls, Jo and Blair obviously didn't wnat you to know about it... just leave them alone..
Tootie: (looks at Nat)
--Bathroom upstairs--
Blair and Jo: (walk in with the back and Blair locks the door)
Blair: Thank you soooo much jo! I know we never were the best of friends.. but right now you are hte closest thing to a friend i have!
Jo: yea... yea.. (takes a box out of the bag and it's a pregnancy test) (**this is probably where the audience would gasp**)
Just... find out if you are or not!! (hands blair hte box)
Blair: (opens the box and takes out directions along with a stick and hands hte directions to Jo)
Jo: (sighs) jeez... (looks at the directions)
Blair: What am i supposed to do with this?!?! (holds up the stick)
Jo: oh... that's what you pee on! (sarcasticly rude)
Blair: (disgusted look on her face) That's wht i gotta do!?!?
Jo: (smiles) if you wanna know about the kid before he's two! (continues looking at the directions)
Blair: well... either get out or turn around...
Jo: wait! (looking at the directions) how late are you?
Blair: (hold's out finger's while counting) umm.. 8 days...
Jo: Okay, it says here you have to wait a week after you're late to take the test so you're all good...
Blair: (stands there awkwardly looking at jo)
Jo: well.... dive in!!
Blair: (looks at her in anger)
Jo: Or don't...
*knock at the door*
Blair: (hides the stick and such behind her back) Who is it!?!?
Tootie: It's Tootie!
Nat: And nat!
Blair: (turns to Jo and whispers) Make them leave!
Jo: (sighs) Go away!!
Nat: Jo?? Are you AND Blair in there?!!?
Jo: Yes... now beat it!!
Tootie: Since when did we go on the buddy system!?!?
Blair: Will you kock it off! We're just talking...
Tootie: In the bathroom??
Jo: Yes!! Now shut up and go away!
Nat: Let us in! (pounds on teh door again)
Jo: (looks at blair)
Blair: You won't leave us alone until we let you in will you??
Tootie: nope! now let me in!
Blair: fine... (doesn't realize that the box is still sitting on the counter)
Jo: (goes to the door and opens it)
Nat: (walks in) hey, what's really going on!?!?
Jo: (shuts the door and locks it again) Will you guys shut up before mrs. g hears you?
Blair: exactly! we don't need her to get involved with this!
Tootie: (nieve as usualy) with what?!!?
Nat: (see's the box on the counter and picks it up) with one of them being pregnant!
Tootie: (shocked) Nat what are you talk-- (see's the box in nat's hand) oooooooohhhh... there's gonna be touuuubble!
Blair: It's me Nat... (puts the stick thing on the counter) and now that you know... i better not hear it from anybody else... (looks at tootie) understood TOOTIE!
Tootie: what are you looking at me for!!!!
Jo: Oh common tootie! you spread gossip faster than cars on the highway!
Tootie: well i wouldn't spread this kind of gossip!! (looks at Blair) I promise!!!
Nat: But... Blair i thought you were as pure as the white snow!
Jo: the snow that a dog peed on!!!
Blair: JO!! (angry) Nat... that's not the point right now...
Nat: Well, if you woulda stayed on the clean snow do you think you'd be in this bathroom right now? (kinda shouts)
Blair: Nat.. will you shut up! I don't want Mrs. Garrett to suspect something!!! (angry)
*Another knock at the door*
Jo: Speak of the devil!
Blair: (picks up the everythign and tries to shove it in the box and then throw's the box at jo)
Jo: I don't wanna be caught with it!! (throw's it to Nat)
Nat: I don't think so... Tootie! (throw's it to Tootie)
Tootie: It's Blair's mistake!! (throw's it to Blair)
Blair: my god you guys!! (puts it behind her back)
Tootie: (panics) Who is it??
Mrs. G: Mrs. Garrett! Who's all in there?? (heard them rustling around)
Tootie: Me, Nat... (looks at Blair and Jo) Blair... and Jo...
Mrs. G: what's going on in there? (tries to open the door) And why is the door locked?
Nat: (unlocks the door and let's her in)
Blair: (still hiding the box)
Mrs. G: (comes in) ok girls, what's going on?? (very suspicious)
Blair: Nothing!!!
Mrs. G: (looks at each of the girls and then notices that Blair is hiding somethign behind her back) So, what are you hiding?
Blair: what?? (kinda looks at her back) Oh... nothing...
Mrs. G: Blair... whatever it is, you know you can come to me! (sounds sympathetic)
Tootie: (mumbles) No she can't...
Nat: (hits her with her elbow)
Mrs. G: (turns around to look at Tootie) what's that supposed to mean?
Tootie: umm... (thinks of an excuse) It means that you would probably turn hell loose once you found out!
Mrs. G: excuse me?! (surprised that Tootie swore)
Tootie: oh... worse words will be comming from your mouth after you find out!!
Mrs. G: Find out what?!!?
Blair: why don't you just tell her Tootie.. you seem to be SOOO good at it!! (is angry and slams the box down on the counter)
Mrs. G: (quickly looks at the counter to see what she set down) Tell me what? (eye's bulge and she turns back to the box on the counter)
Blair: Now Mrs. Garrett don't get upset... I--
Mrs. G: (picks the box up and looks at it knowing it's a home pregnancy test and starts to stutter out words) is this for you?
Blair: (know's she's gonna get it now) well, yes...
Mrs. G: How could you!! (says in an angry, quiet, stern voice)
Blair: Calm down mrs. garrett!!
Mrs. G: I don't think so!!! (loud)
Blair: It's ok....
Mrs. G: Blair, we talked about sex before...
Blair: yes...
Mrs. G: and I always thought you knew that high school was such a young age to start!!
Blair: yes but--
Mrs. G: --But what!!! (angrily shocked)
Blair: but I am old enough to make my own decisions...
Tootie: well i think this is one of the bad ones!
Mrs. G: (turns to look at tootie) Tootie.. this is not the time nor the place to be judging other people's AWFUL mistakes...
Blair: just... ugh (turns back to mrs. g)
Jo: (tries to get everythign under control) Maybe everyone's arguing over nothing... why don't we just let her take the test!! (tries to shew everyone out)
Nat and Tootie: (leave)
Mrs. G: (just stands there angry, confused, and upset by everything)
Jo: Common Mrs. G! (tries to get her to leave) Everythign will work out...
Mrs. G: (leaves with the box in her hand and is still in shock)
Jo: (tries to grab the box out of her hand but her grip is so strong) Mrs. G!!!!
Mrs. G: Oh... (realizes and then let's go)
Jo: (throw's the box at Blair) Good Luck! (turns to leave)
Blair: Thanks... (smiles) Jo!
Jo: (turns back around) huh??
Blair: (hugs Jo)
Jo: don't get me all wishy washy now!!
Blair: (backs up) sorry...
Jo: Look... everythign will be okay, no matter what happens! And don't listen to Mrs. Garrett! She don't know crap! Hey, if it were me, i woulda succummed the peer pressure and slept with him too... no big deal! Teenager's make stupid mistakes and we eventually get smarter! just start listenign to your head instead of your heart!!! (leaves and shuts the door)
Blair: (takes the stuff back out of the box and reads the directions again)
(here's what i have typed so far... enjoy!!)
~sarah
Warning Label:
Please... only 13 years of age or older read this for the text displayed in this script may be somewhat shocking or unreal to the show The Facts of Life. I have explained my doing for this script at the end! Do enjoy!
A Mixed Blessing - Season 3
--Cafeteria--
Nat and Tootie: (studying at a table)
Mrs. G: (Figuring out the next week's lunch and dinner menu)
Blair: (walks in from the kitchen) had jo gotten back from town yet?!? (fiddling with her fingers)
Mrs. G: Nope, she only left a half hour ago..
Nat: why do you want her back here anyways? All's you two do is fight!
Tootie: yea!
Blair: Well, just tell her I'm in the room when she comes back! (goes to leave)
Jo: (walks in with a paper bag) You wouldn't believe how cold it is out there! (takes coat off and sets the bag on the table where nat and tootie are) I almost froze my butt off! (looks at blair in a "you better be happy" way)
Tootie: (grabs the bag and goes to open it becuase she's nosey)
Jo: (slaps tootie's hand and grabs the bag)
Tootie: jeez jo!
Jo: you don't just go snooping through other people's things ya know!
Tootie: well SOORRY! (says all snotty)
Jo: You should be!
Blair: Well thank God you're back jo!
Jo: Why? (know's why but is tryign to make it seem less suspicious)
Blair: I need your help with socialogy! (grab's jo's hand and pulls her into the kitchen) NOW!
Nat: I wonder what that was all about!
Tootie: Whatever it was... i betchya it had somethign to do with whatever's inside that paper bag!
Mrs. G: (looks up from writing and slides her glasses off) Girls, Jo and Blair obviously didn't wnat you to know about it... just leave them alone..
Tootie: (looks at Nat)
--Bathroom upstairs--
Blair and Jo: (walk in with the back and Blair locks the door)
Blair: Thank you soooo much jo! I know we never were the best of friends.. but right now you are hte closest thing to a friend i have!
Jo: yea... yea.. (takes a box out of the bag and it's a pregnancy test) (**this is probably where the audience would gasp**)
Just... find out if you are or not!! (hands blair hte box)
Blair: (opens the box and takes out directions along with a stick and hands hte directions to Jo)
Jo: (sighs) jeez... (looks at the directions)
Blair: What am i supposed to do with this?!?! (holds up the stick)
Jo: oh... that's what you pee on! (sarcasticly rude)
Blair: (disgusted look on her face) That's wht i gotta do!?!?
Jo: (smiles) if you wanna know about the kid before he's two! (continues looking at the directions)
Blair: well... either get out or turn around...
Jo: wait! (looking at the directions) how late are you?
Blair: (hold's out finger's while counting) umm.. 8 days...
Jo: Okay, it says here you have to wait a week after you're late to take the test so you're all good...
Blair: (stands there awkwardly looking at jo)
Jo: well.... dive in!!
Blair: (looks at her in anger)
Jo: Or don't...
*knock at the door*
Blair: (hides the stick and such behind her back) Who is it!?!?
Tootie: It's Tootie!
Nat: And nat!
Blair: (turns to Jo and whispers) Make them leave!
Jo: (sighs) Go away!!
Nat: Jo?? Are you AND Blair in there?!!?
Jo: Yes... now beat it!!
Tootie: Since when did we go on the buddy system!?!?
Blair: Will you kock it off! We're just talking...
Tootie: In the bathroom??
Jo: Yes!! Now shut up and go away!
Nat: Let us in! (pounds on teh door again)
Jo: (looks at blair)
Blair: You won't leave us alone until we let you in will you??
Tootie: nope! now let me in!
Blair: fine... (doesn't realize that the box is still sitting on the counter)
Jo: (goes to the door and opens it)
Nat: (walks in) hey, what's really going on!?!?
Jo: (shuts the door and locks it again) Will you guys shut up before mrs. g hears you?
Blair: exactly! we don't need her to get involved with this!
Tootie: (nieve as usualy) with what?!!?
Nat: (see's the box on the counter and picks it up) with one of them being pregnant!
Tootie: (shocked) Nat what are you talk-- (see's the box in nat's hand) oooooooohhhh... there's gonna be touuuubble!
Blair: It's me Nat... (puts the stick thing on the counter) and now that you know... i better not hear it from anybody else... (looks at tootie) understood TOOTIE!
Tootie: what are you looking at me for!!!!
Jo: Oh common tootie! you spread gossip faster than cars on the highway!
Tootie: well i wouldn't spread this kind of gossip!! (looks at Blair) I promise!!!
Nat: But... Blair i thought you were as pure as the white snow!
Jo: the snow that a dog peed on!!!
Blair: JO!! (angry) Nat... that's not the point right now...
Nat: Well, if you woulda stayed on the clean snow do you think you'd be in this bathroom right now? (kinda shouts)
Blair: Nat.. will you shut up! I don't want Mrs. Garrett to suspect something!!! (angry)
*Another knock at the door*
Jo: Speak of the devil!
Blair: (picks up the everythign and tries to shove it in the box and then throw's the box at jo)
Jo: I don't wanna be caught with it!! (throw's it to Nat)
Nat: I don't think so... Tootie! (throw's it to Tootie)
Tootie: It's Blair's mistake!! (throw's it to Blair)
Blair: my god you guys!! (puts it behind her back)
Tootie: (panics) Who is it??
Mrs. G: Mrs. Garrett! Who's all in there?? (heard them rustling around)
Tootie: Me, Nat... (looks at Blair and Jo) Blair... and Jo...
Mrs. G: what's going on in there? (tries to open the door) And why is the door locked?
Nat: (unlocks the door and let's her in)
Blair: (still hiding the box)
Mrs. G: (comes in) ok girls, what's going on?? (very suspicious)
Blair: Nothing!!!
Mrs. G: (looks at each of the girls and then notices that Blair is hiding somethign behind her back) So, what are you hiding?
Blair: what?? (kinda looks at her back) Oh... nothing...
Mrs. G: Blair... whatever it is, you know you can come to me! (sounds sympathetic)
Tootie: (mumbles) No she can't...
Nat: (hits her with her elbow)
Mrs. G: (turns around to look at Tootie) what's that supposed to mean?
Tootie: umm... (thinks of an excuse) It means that you would probably turn hell loose once you found out!
Mrs. G: excuse me?! (surprised that Tootie swore)
Tootie: oh... worse words will be comming from your mouth after you find out!!
Mrs. G: Find out what?!!?
Blair: why don't you just tell her Tootie.. you seem to be SOOO good at it!! (is angry and slams the box down on the counter)
Mrs. G: (quickly looks at the counter to see what she set down) Tell me what? (eye's bulge and she turns back to the box on the counter)
Blair: Now Mrs. Garrett don't get upset... I--
Mrs. G: (picks the box up and looks at it knowing it's a home pregnancy test and starts to stutter out words) is this for you?
Blair: (know's she's gonna get it now) well, yes...
Mrs. G: How could you!! (says in an angry, quiet, stern voice)
Blair: Calm down mrs. garrett!!
Mrs. G: I don't think so!!! (loud)
Blair: It's ok....
Mrs. G: Blair, we talked about sex before...
Blair: yes...
Mrs. G: and I always thought you knew that high school was such a young age to start!!
Blair: yes but--
Mrs. G: --But what!!! (angrily shocked)
Blair: but I am old enough to make my own decisions...
Tootie: well i think this is one of the bad ones!
Mrs. G: (turns to look at tootie) Tootie.. this is not the time nor the place to be judging other people's AWFUL mistakes...
Blair: just... ugh (turns back to mrs. g)
Jo: (tries to get everythign under control) Maybe everyone's arguing over nothing... why don't we just let her take the test!! (tries to shew everyone out)
Nat and Tootie: (leave)
Mrs. G: (just stands there angry, confused, and upset by everything)
Jo: Common Mrs. G! (tries to get her to leave) Everythign will work out...
Mrs. G: (leaves with the box in her hand and is still in shock)
Jo: (tries to grab the box out of her hand but her grip is so strong) Mrs. G!!!!
Mrs. G: Oh... (realizes and then let's go)
Jo: (throw's the box at Blair) Good Luck! (turns to leave)
Blair: Thanks... (smiles) Jo!
Jo: (turns back around) huh??
Blair: (hugs Jo)
Jo: don't get me all wishy washy now!!
Blair: (backs up) sorry...
Jo: Look... everythign will be okay, no matter what happens! And don't listen to Mrs. Garrett! She don't know crap! Hey, if it were me, i woulda succummed the peer pressure and slept with him too... no big deal! Teenager's make stupid mistakes and we eventually get smarter! just start listenign to your head instead of your heart!!! (leaves and shuts the door)
Blair: (takes the stuff back out of the box and reads the directions again)
(here's what i have typed so far... enjoy!!)
~sarah