Post any of your favorite Supernatural quotes.

This one's from Season 9 - Dog Dean Afternoon.

Sam -"Are those bleeding hearts actually witches or just hippies?"

Dean - "What's the difference?"

Dean - "You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And dou****ags.

Colonel the dog - You call this classic rock? Next thing you know they'll be playing Styx and Dennis DeYoung, a punk."

Dean -"Dennis DeYoung's not a punk, he's Mr. Roboto."

Sam -"Why are you arguing with the dog about Styx?"

Dean -"Ruh-roh!"

Dean - "I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot."

Dean -"My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone."

Dean:"Of course the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"

Sam: "Well you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."

Sam: "So what happened to my college fund?"

John: "Spent it on ammo."

Sam to Dean: "What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?" "Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!"

This is a quote from Crowley to Castiel.

Another Crowley quote.

More Crowley quotes:

Sam talking to Dean:

Another Crowley quote.

"There ain't no me, if there ain't no you."

Crowley quotes

Castiel & Crowley quotes

Another Crowley quote

Dean -"Are we talking like misdemeanor kind of trouble or squeal-like-a-pig trouble?"

Dean Winchester quote to Crowley:

A quote from Dean

A Dick Roman quote:

A Dean Winchester quote:

A Crowley quote:

An Abaddon quote to Crowley:

A Crowley & Abaddon quote

An Abaddon quote:

An Abaddon & Dean quote:

Quotes from Crowley & Sam

A Dean & Crowley quote:

Sam & Charlie qoutes:

Crowley quotes:

Castiel quotes:

Supernatural quotes:

A Bobby Singer quote:

A Sam quote:

Dean & Sam quotes:

Supernatural quote from Remember the Titans

Supernatural quote from Remember the Titans

More Quotes:

A Quote from Crowley:

A Crowley quote

A Garth Quote:

One of Crowley's favorite quotes:

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Classic Dean, haha:

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I have about a million saved in my Photobucket so I could probably go on forever but I'll stop here, haha:

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Classic Dean, haha:

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Thanks for adding to the thread. I don't think the show is very popular on this site because the show is more of a drama than a comedy but it does have it's funny moments. A couple of your pictures didn't show up, not sure why though. Thanks again for posting to the thread.

A Crowley quote:

Hopefully they are working now!

Thanks! I'm planning on adding more soon to the great ones you have here. :)

^ Yeah they're working now, I really enjoy those funny Dean quotes, hope you'll post more of them.

A Dean quote:

A Crowley quote:

A Crowley quote:

Quotes from Dean & Crowley

A quote from Castiel

A Dean quote:

A Garth quote:

A Bobby quote:

A Dean quote:

A Crowley quote:

Funny lines from Castiel & Bobby.

Sam - "If there's a key, there has to be a lock."

A Balthazar quote:

A Dean quote:

A Dean quote:

A Crowley quote/rant.

Sam, Dean & Charlie quotes:

A Crowley quote:

A Claire & Dean quote:

An Abaddon quote/line:

A Dean to Sam quote:

A Castiel & Dean line/quote:

A Dean quote:

A Dean and Meg quote:

A Crowley quote from the Season 11 episode "Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire":

A Dean quote:

Another Dean Winchester quote:

A Bobby and Dean quote/line:

A Dean quote:

A Crowley quote:

A Rowena quote:

"I'm afraid Fergus that, in all your long life, you've never seen what a real witch can do with real magic. I'm terrifically pleased it's the last thing you'll ever see."

Another Rowena quote:

A Charlie Bradbury quote:

A Dean quote:

Excellent! I love this show SO much... Just finished S10 on Netflix.

Excellent! I love this show SO much... Just finished S10 on Netflix.

Yes it's a good show, I also like it.
A Dean quote:

Another Dean quote:

A Charlie quote:

A Dean quote:

A Dean quote:

A Dean & Sam quote/lines:

Sam & Dean quotes:

A Crowley quote:

A Dean quote:

Dean & Sam quotes/lines:

A Bela and Dean quote:





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A Crowley quote:

A Dean and Rowena quote/line:

A Rowena & Crowley quote/line:

A Sam & Dean Quote:

A Crowley Quote:

A Charlie Bradbury quote/line:

A Dean & Sam quote:

Dean: Saving people, hunting things... family business!

An Abaddon quote:

Sam Winchester: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean Winchester: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam Winchester: Lollipops and candycanes.

A Metatron quote:

Dean Winchester: What's a P.A.?
Sam Winchester: I think it's kinda like a slave.

A Dean & Sam quote:

Dean:

"Well that's great, because without your power, you're basically just a baby in a trench coat."

A Castiel quote:

Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it's just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst.

- Castiel

A Charlie Bradbury quote:

Jack, it's not about being strong.

— Dean

Sam Winchester: Bon Jovi?

Dean Winchester: Bon Jovi rocks... on occasion.

A Dean quote:

Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
[Dean nods]
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

A Gabriel quote/line:

More Gabriel quotes:

hief: You are really gonna get it tonight, big boy.
Dean: There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.
Chief: Oh, you ain't been had, till you been had by the Chief. Oh, and before we get started, what's your safe word?

An Abaddon line/quote:

A Crowley quote:

A Dean quote:

Lucifer: Sorry if it's a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It's actually quite the opposite.
Dean Winchester: Well, I'll alert the media.

A Lucifer/Vince Vicente quote:

Dean Winchester: This looks like a zombie pen, Sammy.

Dean and the Deputy quote/lines:

Not our world, not our problem. Right?

- Gabriel

A Crowley quote:

Castiel: How did you get in here?
Lucifer: VIP pass. I'm with the band.

Lisa & Dean line/quotes:

What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!?

— Dean

Abaddon quote:

Dean: "You do realize what happens at the end of *every* monster movie?"
Dracula: "But this movie is *mine*. And in it, the monster wins. The monster gets the girl. And the hero, he's... electrocuted."

Castiel: I was relieved to hear you were dead.
Naomi: We never did see eye to eye.

Dean: If it's so bad, why don't you stop her?
Jessica: You met Billie, right? She's got rules. Clean hands. No interference. Well, no direct interference anyway. We can't stop her, but you can.

Dean & Meg quotes:

Dean & Jody quotes:

Lucifer: I killed you.
Gabriel: Surprise.

A Crowley quote:

Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

A Crowley quote:

Lucifer: Sorry if it's a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It's actually quite the opposite.
Dean Winchester: Well, I'll alert the media.

A Crowley quote:

Dean & Crowley quotes/lines:

[Dean falls on top of Sam as they sneak through a half open window]

Dean Winchester: Oh, sorry!

Sam Winchester: OK, be quiet.

Dean Winchester: Me be quiet? You be quiet!

Sam: What'd you find out?
Dean: You checked in two days ago under the name Richard Sambora. Of course, I think the scariest part about this whole thing is the fact that you're a Bon Jovi fan.

A Charlie Bradbury quote:

Bobby: Let me get this right. The ice caps are melting, a movie where a girl goes all the way with a fish wins best picture, and that damn food idjit from The Apprentice is the President.
Sam: Yeah.
Bobby: And you call where we come from the apocalypse world?
Sam: Good point.

A Dean quote:

Dorothy Gale: "It's you and me forever, bitch."

Dean to Castiel:"What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?"

A Crowley quote:

Sam Winchester: Alright, I'm just gonna go through some files, you can go ahead and get going.

Dean Winchester: Sorry?

Sam: Go ahead. Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning.

Charlie Bradbury: "Did you know dental floss works great on stitches? I only passed out twice and I’m pretty sure my wound is now minty fresh."

Dean: Oh, wow.
Sam: What? Oh, yes I shaved.
Dean: I mean it's so smooth. It's like a dolphins belly.

An Adam quote:

Dean: I mean, I've saved some people, okay? I figured that made up for the-for the stealing and the...and the ditching chicks. But why do I deserve to get saved? I'm just a regular guy.

Dean: "What's your favorite color?"
Charlie: "Scarlett Johansson. Wait, what was the question again?"

A Charlie Bradbury quote:

Sam: What?
Dean: This job is jacked that's what.
Sam: How so?
Dean: You want me to gank a monster or torch a corpse, hey, lets light it up, right? Bu- But this? If we fix whatever this is, people are going to start dropping dead. Good people.

A Dean quote:

A Crowley quote:

McG: Marty, what do you think?

Martin: Not married to salt. What do you want? Still sticking with condiments?

McG: Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?

Walter Dixon: Aww, ya gotta be kidding me...

Martin: [aside] What would a ghost be scared of?

[to McG]

Martin: Maybe shotguns.

McG: 'Kay, that makes even less sense than salt.

Castiel playing Good Cop/Bad Cop:

Dean Winchester: What's a P.A.?

Sam Winchester: I think it's kinda like a slave.

Dean & Crowley quotes:

Dean Winchester: [Looking at the haunted hotel] We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.

Dean:

Dean: "But you didn't shoot the deputy!"

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Sam: I'm sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.

Crowley

Dean: I need you to take me to see Sam.
Castiel: Why?
Dean: There's something I have to talk to him about.
Castiel: What's that?
Dean: The BM I took this morning. What's it to you? Make it snappy.

Meg and Sam

Sam:“We’re not working for the Mandroid!”

Sam:

I'm good with who I am. I'm good with who you are. Because our lives?

- Dean

Becky & Chuck:

Vince Vincente/Lucifer quote:

Crowley:

Dean: How do you feel?


Sam: Like I got hit by a...planet.

Dean and Sam:

What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!?
- Dean

Crowley:

Rowena: Oh, you. Always blaming the witches.
Dean: Because lots of times it is witches.

Rowena & Dean quotes:

The waitress and Castiel:

Dean:

(Dean wants Sam's pie)

Sam: "You got cake!"

Mary: Is that a..a computer?

Castiel: Yes. I don't trust them.

Sam & Crowley:

We're legacies because of you.

- Sam

Rowena: Oh, you. Always blaming the witches.
Dean: Because lots of times it is witches.

Charlie Bradbury:

If you can't score at a reproductive rights function, then you simply cannot score.
— Charlie Bradbury (Felicia Day)

Sam & Dean quotes:

Michael: Tell me. Why do you love this world enough you're willing to risk your life?
Castiel: Tell me. Why do you hate this world enough you're willing to burn it to the ground?

Castiel:

Dean: Why? Why me? Out of all the sick people, why save me?
Roy Le Grange: Well, like I said before, the Lord guides me. I looked into your heart, and you just stood out from all the rest.
Dean: What did you see in my heart?
Roy: A young man with an important purpose. A job to do. And it isn't finished.

Crowley:

Dean: Well, congrats Mighty Mouse. I think you found us a case.

Dean & Crowley

We going to fight or make out, 'cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here.
— Dean Winchester

Rowena:

Sam Winchester: I swore I was done hunting for good.
Dean Winchester: Come on, it wasn't easy, but it wasn't that bad.
Sam: Yeah? When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean: Well, what was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark."
Dean: Don't be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!

Dean:

If you're gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.
— Crowley

Dean & Bobby:

You mind doing a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain, Dean?
— Sam Winchester

Castiel, Sam & Dean:

Bobby Singer: Were you ever nice?

Rufus Turner: 1985. Worst year of my life.

Dean:

Sam & Dean

Bobby Singer: Were you ever nice?

Rufus Turner: 1985. Worst year of my life.

— Bobby Singer

Garth & Dean

Sam: He's singing 'Stairway to Heaven' right now.

Dean: Good song.

Sam: Not 50 times in a row.

Dean & Crowley:

Dean, Charlie & Sam:

If you can't score at a reproductive rights function, then you simply cannot score.
— Charlie Bradbury

Dean & Sam:

Sam:

Sam:

Dean: We're humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad...we lie.

Castiel: Why?

Dean: Because. That's how you become president.

Bobby:

Castiel: This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.


Dean: Dude, you full-on rebelled against heaven. Iniquity is one of the perks!

Jack:

If you can't score at a reproductive rights function, then you simply cannot score.
— Charlie Bradbury

Crowley:

You're either laughing because you're scared or you're laughing because you're stupid.
— Dean Winchester

Madge & Dean:

A wise man once told me, 'family don't end in blood.' But it doesn't start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them family's there; for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back, even when it hurts. That's family. That sound like your mother?
— Dean Winchester

Mildred:

Dean & Mildred:

Mildred:

Dean: What if I said I didn't want to die yet?

Dean:

Dean & Mildred:

Crowley: What are you looking at? Still learning all you can about the world?

Amara: If nonsensical slogans attached to idiotic pictures of domestic animals counts as the world.

Crowley: Excuse me?

Mildred:

Dean & Mildred:

Simmons: Can I touch it?

Crowley: With all due respect, Simmons, I don't think you can handle my rod.

Mildred & Eileen:

Sam: Hey, did you know the Nazis had a special branch devoted to archeology?

Dean: A little early for Nazi trivia, especially without caffeine.

Dean: "Can I shoot her?"
Sam: "Not in public."

Crowley: What are you looking at? Still learning all you can about the world?

Amara: If nonsensical slogans attached to idiotic pictures of domestic animals counts as the world.

Crowley: Excuse me?

Amara: [pause] Memes.

Sam:

Sam & Mildred:

Crowley: [answering his phone] You're dead.

Sam: Nope. Just using a dead man's phone.