http://officialfan.proboards.com/thread/483154/alan-harper-most-pathetic-character?page=1

I mean, he's living in his dead brother's house still and mooching off Walden the same way he mooched off Charlie.

Yes, he is he makes Eddie Haskell look like Wally Cleaver LOL.

He might be. It was always a stretch that a chiropractor would be so much of a mooch. He should be able to live comfortably on his own. They should have made him have less gainful employment, instead they have had to go through alimony, child support, and a crazy second divorce and more alimony to keep him there. Him living with a billionaire that is totally unrelated makes no sense. Especially that the billionaire owns only the one house and lives in it. Best case scenario is that he could own other homes and let Alan crash there to keep the place up while he uses it as a beach getaway home.

If pathetic and stupid mean the same thing, then yes, he is the most pathetic TV character of all-time.

Yes, he is he makes Eddie Haskell look like Wally Cleaver LOL.
He said he doesn't have his practice anymore because the rent was too high, but why doesn't he look around for cheaper rent? What does he do for money? I know he lives in the house rent free, but does Walden also buy is food and put gas in his car or buy Alan toliet articles, pay for his hair cuts or anythings else he might need? Does Alan have any money saved? I'm glad Linsey is back, I always liked her.