Hahahahaha!!!

Love this dude!!! He's a riot! I just watched an episode where Frankie's eating an bag of chip crumbs! "I just bought these YESTERDAY!!!" Sue, comes in, "Oh my God, Mom, did you just eat that?" Axl clips his toenails in there! Axl put's his toenails in the chip bag!" YOU JUST ATE ATE AXL'S TOENAILS!!!!!!"

Frankie: " I DID WHAT??!!!" OH MY GOD!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!" What's wrong with you people? Damn it Axl!!!"

Axl: "WHAT!!!!!?"

Sue: "Mom ate your toenails!" LOL!

Axl: (laughing) "Seriously?"

Frankie: "You clip your toenails into a chipbag!!!!? Who does that!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MATTER WITH YOU!!!!!????"

Axl: What? You yell at me when I leave them on the table, you yell at me when I leave them in the chip bag, God, there's no pleasing you people!!!"

Mike "What's going on?"

Sue: "Axl clipped his toenails into a chip bag on Mom ate them!."

Frankie: "Stop saying it out loud!!!"

Brick: (Reading a food order catalog) "I know what might get the taste out. This Chicago Blue Cheesecake Sampler."

Sue: "It's your fault Axl, why'd you click your toenails into a stupid chip bag?"

Axl " Hey, I'm not the one on trial here! Why don't you ask Mom why she ate them?"

Mike: "Yea, that's actually a good question?"

Frankie: "Oh, I don't know, maybe my life was going too well and I wanted to do something a little INHUMAN!!!"

Mike: "Alright, everybody calm down. Axl, apologize to your mother."

Axl: "Why should I apologize? She ate my toenails ONE TIME! We have to eat her cooking, EVERY DAY!!!!!" hahaha

I was laughing hysterically!!!!!

Jack

What can I say? Axl's kinda cute

Such a funny show and Axl is a real crazy character. Here's another couple of funny quotes:

Axl - "That sounds like a school word, Brick. It's summer, leave the learning inside."


Axl - "God, this is lame. Every year they go through some kind of mid-life crisis. Thank God their lives are more than halfway over."

A little Axl goes a LOOOOONG way. Unfortunately, the writers have kept the character exactly the same for almost ten years. No development whatsoever.

Axl making out with Cassidy on the couch while Brick is in the way and babbling on about some book....
Axl to Brick: "Brick, go nerd out somewhere else"!

:lol::lol::lol:

Axl: I'll give you half if you don't tell Sue I have fluff. She's like a jackal.