I'd like to start a new thread here, if there are any takers for it. I'll give a quote from a Seinfeld episode, and whoever can give the character who said it, as well as the episode where it was said and maybe some context for the quote, can give the next quote, and so on.

Here's the first quote: "It's all pipes!"

Different pipes go to different places, you're gonna mix them up!

Classic George. He says that in an arguement with Elaine about whether or not peeing in a gym shower is a good idea or not. Episode is "The Wife".

Here's mine:

"Did you hear that Jerry?! He couldn't eat for weeks!"

George Costanza in the episode called "The Wife" in season 5.

I’d give him 24 hours to get out of it. They can’t get out of it in 24 hours, it’s a land rush.

I’d give him 24 hours to get out of it. They can’t get out of it in 24 hours, it’s a land rush.

From the episode "The Suicide"

Jerry and Kramer were talking about Martin (Jerry's neighbor) who was in the hospital. The quote was from Kramer

Here's mine:

"He couldn't handle that, he's delicate."

From the episode "The Suicide"

Jerry and Kramer were talking about Martin (Jerry's neighbor) who was in the hospital. The quote was from Kramer

Here's mine:

"He couldn't handle that, he's delicate."


Kramer says that about Jerry in The Shower Head.


Mine:

This chick's playin' with confederate money.