consentida
02-21-2002, 12:37 AM
Are you a Latino? How can you tell If you are a
> >LATINO?
> >
> >1. If you have ever been hit by a chancleta.
> >
> >2. If you grew up scared by something called "El
> >Coco" or "La Mano Larga"
> >
> >3. If others tell you to stop screaming when you
> >are really just.....talking.
> >
> >4. If you light a candle to virgin Mary on the
> >night of the Lotto drawing.
> >
> >5. If you use your lips to point something out.
> >
> >6. If you constantly refer to cereal as "conn
> >
> >7. If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to
> >call you for dinner,even......if it's a one bed room
> >apartment.
> >
> >8. If you can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa
> >without music.
> >
> >9. If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and
> >can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger.
> >
> >10. If you call your sneakers "tenis"
> >
> >11. If you have at least, thirty cousins, not
> >counting loco Julio working
> >at"Don Pipo"
> >
> >12. If you can't imagine anyone not liking Spicy
> >food.
> >
> >13. If you are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people
> >in it and a person shouting "subanse,todavia caben".
> >
> >14. If whenever you feel under the weather, you
> >compulsively dab on some "vaporub" all over your chest
> >and inside your nostrils.
> >
> >15. Your mom packs your "lonchera"everyday. You've
> >just turned thirty-two.
> >
> >16. If you call the North Americans
> >"gringos",including Canadiens,and all
> >Asian people (Korean,Chinese,Japanese,Thi's etc.)
> >"chinos".
> >
> >17. If you just don't get tired of the so called
> >"sopitas"(soup)
> >
> >18. If you don't think Jennifer Lopez is hot, "she
> >is just another bitch with luck".
> >
> >Send this to all your Latino friends!!!!
> >You can send this to your non-Latino friends, but
> >if you have to explain
> >more than 3 items it just won't be as funny.
> >
> >19. If you don't need any explanation, "You know
> >you are truly Latino
> >LATINO?
> >
> >1. If you have ever been hit by a chancleta.
> >
> >2. If you grew up scared by something called "El
> >Coco" or "La Mano Larga"
> >
> >3. If others tell you to stop screaming when you
> >are really just.....talking.
> >
> >4. If you light a candle to virgin Mary on the
> >night of the Lotto drawing.
> >
> >5. If you use your lips to point something out.
> >
> >6. If you constantly refer to cereal as "conn
> >
> >7. If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to
> >call you for dinner,even......if it's a one bed room
> >apartment.
> >
> >8. If you can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa
> >without music.
> >
> >9. If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and
> >can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger.
> >
> >10. If you call your sneakers "tenis"
> >
> >11. If you have at least, thirty cousins, not
> >counting loco Julio working
> >at"Don Pipo"
> >
> >12. If you can't imagine anyone not liking Spicy
> >food.
> >
> >13. If you are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people
> >in it and a person shouting "subanse,todavia caben".
> >
> >14. If whenever you feel under the weather, you
> >compulsively dab on some "vaporub" all over your chest
> >and inside your nostrils.
> >
> >15. Your mom packs your "lonchera"everyday. You've
> >just turned thirty-two.
> >
> >16. If you call the North Americans
> >"gringos",including Canadiens,and all
> >Asian people (Korean,Chinese,Japanese,Thi's etc.)
> >"chinos".
> >
> >17. If you just don't get tired of the so called
> >"sopitas"(soup)
> >
> >18. If you don't think Jennifer Lopez is hot, "she
> >is just another bitch with luck".
> >
> >Send this to all your Latino friends!!!!
> >You can send this to your non-Latino friends, but
> >if you have to explain
> >more than 3 items it just won't be as funny.
> >
> >19. If you don't need any explanation, "You know
> >you are truly Latino