View Full Version : NBA's Baron Davis says he was abducted by aliens two weeks ago


catlover79
07-15-2013, 03:00 AM
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/22734810/baron-davis-said-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-about-two-weeks-ago

By Zach Harper | NBA writer

July 12, 2013 5:51 pm ET

Former New York Knicks guard Baron Davis has been a lot of places thanks to his professional career. He's been able to tour all over the United States and has traveled the world as an NBA player. He's translated a lucrative career with six franchises into incredible artistic opportunities with gaming and with the entertainment industry.

According to Davis during a podcast interview with THE CHAMPS, he might have also been to a spaceship recently. At the very least, he says he was with aliens when he was abducted on a drive from Las Vegas to Los Angeles. Via the New York Post:

“I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said.

When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

“I see this light and it's a big a—truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic,” Davis said. :Driving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.

“They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o'clock in the morning.”

The weird part of this story to me is that Davis was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles. I get that it's only about a 3 1/2 to 4-hour drive, but it just seems like if he was going to enjoy his time there, he'd catch a quick flight so he could have plenty of rest and recovery.

Sure, the entire part about Davis being abducted by aliens seems strange, but the fact that he drove from Vegas to Los Angeles just doesn't add up to me.

DVDLover
07-15-2013, 04:33 AM
He is on drugs

catlover79
07-15-2013, 11:52 AM
I'm surprised Solomon hasn't said anything about this! :lol:

MRPITT
07-15-2013, 12:26 PM
the fact that he drove from Vegas to Los Angeles just doesn't add up to me.


Yeah that's not odd at all. Its much more convenient to drive from L.A. to Vegas, then it is to Fly and only takes about the same amount of time.

Vahan
07-15-2013, 12:29 PM
Yeah that's not odd at all. Its much more convenient to drive from L.A. to Vegas, then it is to Fly and only takes about the same amount of time.

Actually, as someone who lives in L.A. and has flown several times to Las Vegas, I can tell you that it actually takes less than an hour to do that. It would take you about five hours to drive back and forth between both locations (55 MPH).

Do not take this as an insult, BTW, if that's what you think it is.

MRPITT
07-15-2013, 12:33 PM
Actually, as someone who lives in L.A. and has flown several times to Las Vegas, I can tell you that it actually takes less than an hour to do that. It would take you about five hours to drive back and forth between both locations (55 MPH).


I have done both probably 20 to 30 times at least. I live in Orange County and work in Vegas it takes me 3 and a half hours tops to drive(sure if you go on a Holiday Weekend at rush Hour it make take 5 hours) and the speed limit is 70 not 55. Yes the flight takes an hour but you have to arrive early (and hope the flight is on time) not to mention if you check in luggage and then if you are trying to get to your hotel you will have to wait for a cab at the airport or wait in line for a rental car unless of course you are conducting your business at the airport.

Like I said it takes about the same amount of time and is much more convenient.

Not to mention alot of the people driving are going late at night and may want to bring supplies to party with that you may not be able to get on the flight. I.E. liquor, weed, drugs.

Vahan
07-15-2013, 12:37 PM
I use Bob Hope Airport in Burbank. I live in Glendale.

Bob Hope Airport is awesome. LAX sucks.

MRPITT
07-15-2013, 12:40 PM
I use Bob Hope Airport in Burbank. I live in Glendale.

Bob Hope Airport is awesome. LAX sucks.


Bob Hope is great! John Wayne is awesome too!

I never use LAX. Ontario used to be convenient, but not so much anymore.

robyrob
07-15-2013, 01:22 PM
well, i believe him - but they shouldn't have "probed him for details", he might still have been sensitive back there.

catlover79
07-15-2013, 02:16 PM
well, i believe him - but they shouldn't have "probed him for details", he might still have been sensitive back there.

:rofl: He'll never live this down!!