Frank Gannucci
05-19-2013, 09:19 PM
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game in the Kramden apartment.)
Ed: "Boy, what a bad game. Worst Rangers game in a while."
Ralph: "Yes, now the Rangers are down by two games. If they get swept in this series, I will be really upset."
Ed: "Don't despair Ralph. Game 3 is going to be in New York. The Rangers fans will be wild for a win."
Ralph: "I hope so. If they lose, the New York media is going to be all over the Rangers except for that Mike Francesa. That BUM doesn't care for hockey."
Ed: "Yeah, I heard how rude he is to some of his callers."
Ralph: "Yeah, I am never rude to anyone."
Ed: "Anyone?"
Ralph: "Okay, you got me there. But at least I am not as fat as he is."
Ed: "No, you are fatter."
Ralph (yells): "YOU WANT TO GET KNOCKED OUT NORTON?"
Ed: "Calm down Ralph. When we go to the Rangers game on Teusday, I got a great idea to help the Rangers win?"
Ralph: "What is that?"
Ed: "I will get my friends to distract the refs when the other team looks like they are going to score, while we go down on the ice and help the Rangers."
Ralph (pointing to the door): "You know waht this means Norton?"
Ed: "Yes, I do."
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph: "'I will get my friends to distract the refs when the other team looks like they are going to score, while we go down on the ice and help the Rangers.'"
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
Ed: "Boy, what a bad game. Worst Rangers game in a while."
Ralph: "Yes, now the Rangers are down by two games. If they get swept in this series, I will be really upset."
Ed: "Don't despair Ralph. Game 3 is going to be in New York. The Rangers fans will be wild for a win."
Ralph: "I hope so. If they lose, the New York media is going to be all over the Rangers except for that Mike Francesa. That BUM doesn't care for hockey."
Ed: "Yeah, I heard how rude he is to some of his callers."
Ralph: "Yeah, I am never rude to anyone."
Ed: "Anyone?"
Ralph: "Okay, you got me there. But at least I am not as fat as he is."
Ed: "No, you are fatter."
Ralph (yells): "YOU WANT TO GET KNOCKED OUT NORTON?"
Ed: "Calm down Ralph. When we go to the Rangers game on Teusday, I got a great idea to help the Rangers win?"
Ralph: "What is that?"
Ed: "I will get my friends to distract the refs when the other team looks like they are going to score, while we go down on the ice and help the Rangers."
Ralph (pointing to the door): "You know waht this means Norton?"
Ed: "Yes, I do."
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph: "'I will get my friends to distract the refs when the other team looks like they are going to score, while we go down on the ice and help the Rangers.'"
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)