(The Pittsburgh Penguins won the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, 4 games to 2, by beating the NY Islanders 4-3.)

(Ralph & Ed enter the Kramden apartment looking all sad. The girls are in the Kramden apartment.)

Trixie: "Hello boys! I take it that the Islanders lost."

Ed: "It was a bad, bad day."

Ralph: "The Islanders blew a golden opportunity. How could they do this? Me and Norton were hoping that the Islanders would face the Rangers in the third round. Now, it's not going to happen."

Alice: "Ralph, you told me that only one team can win. You still have the Rangers."

Ralph: "you are right Alice but the chances of the New York area getting the cup just got tougher. New York would really feel the excitement if those teams met in third round. I just hope that that spoiled loser on that Penguisn team, that Crosby guy loses. He is a big sore loser. Norton, do you know of a big sore loser like him."

Ed: "Yeah, just the other night. You played poker and acted like a sore loser when you lost."

Ralph: "I am a changed man since two nights ago."

Alice (sarcastically): "Oh, you are."

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! LOOKS LIKE YOU WON'T GET YOUR WISH. HA HA HA!"

Ralph: "I'll show him."

Alice: "Ralph, what are you going to do?"

Ralph: "Don't worry. Norton, come with me."

(Later on, Ralph comes back home all drenched.)

Alice: "What happened?"

Ralph: "I took one of Norton's big supersoakers to balst McGarrity and it turns out that he has a bigger supersoaker and got me. Ooooooh, he is going to get his."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Crowd applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)