Frank Gannucci
05-04-2013, 09:31 PM
(The Washington Capitals beat Rangers 1-0.)
(Ralph & Ed watched the game in the pool room.)
Ralph: "What a heartbreaker Norton. Those Rangers had outplayed the Capitals and the Capitals got lucky."
(Ed blows his nose.)
Ed: "So far, it's been a dark, dark day."
Ralph: "Our dreams of seeing a Rangers/Islanders third round have gotten worse. Those lowly Capitals have been a thorn in our side."
(Harvey and George come by.)
Harvey: "Well, it looks like you are sad Ralph. I am happy that your Rangers have lost again."
Ralph: "Don't be so sure. The series is just getting started and I have a hunch that those Capitals are going to get crushed by our Rangers. You will see a Rangers/Islanders third round."
Ed: "And if the Capitals beat them in the first round than apox on them and their ancestors."
Harvey: "How about we make a bet. If the Rangers lose, you owe me $100."
Ed: "You got it."
Harvey: "Deal. If you don't give me the money Ralph, I will come get you and beat you up. Come on George. I want to go home and punch the bag a little."
(Ralph is upset.)
(They leave.)
Ed (yells): "APOX ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS." (normally): "Why did you haev to make a bet like that for? You usally are level-headed."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph (camera foucing on him): "'Apox on you and your ancestors.'"
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed watched the game in the pool room.)
Ralph: "What a heartbreaker Norton. Those Rangers had outplayed the Capitals and the Capitals got lucky."
(Ed blows his nose.)
Ed: "So far, it's been a dark, dark day."
Ralph: "Our dreams of seeing a Rangers/Islanders third round have gotten worse. Those lowly Capitals have been a thorn in our side."
(Harvey and George come by.)
Harvey: "Well, it looks like you are sad Ralph. I am happy that your Rangers have lost again."
Ralph: "Don't be so sure. The series is just getting started and I have a hunch that those Capitals are going to get crushed by our Rangers. You will see a Rangers/Islanders third round."
Ed: "And if the Capitals beat them in the first round than apox on them and their ancestors."
Harvey: "How about we make a bet. If the Rangers lose, you owe me $100."
Ed: "You got it."
Harvey: "Deal. If you don't give me the money Ralph, I will come get you and beat you up. Come on George. I want to go home and punch the bag a little."
(Ralph is upset.)
(They leave.)
Ed (yells): "APOX ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS." (normally): "Why did you haev to make a bet like that for? You usally are level-headed."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph (camera foucing on him): "'Apox on you and your ancestors.'"
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)