View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 11)


Frank Gannucci
05-02-2013, 11:00 PM
(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Chicago Bulls 95-92.)

(Ralph is driving the bus with Ed on the bus.)

Ed: "Ralph, what a way to end the night last night. The Nets evened the series with the Bulls. They did the impossible."

Ralph: "You got that right Ed. I was celebrating just before I went to bed."

Ed: "I know I could tell. I was downstairs and I heard you jumping. I thought you were going to fall through the floor."

Ralph: "Yeah the floor is that weak isn't it? Ha ha ha. Now, Saturday night will be a night of fun when the Nets dispose of those Horribulls and show them how they will never win a NBA title in the post Jordan era."

Ed: "I bet that McGarrity must be fuming. We should hammer it home to him that the Nets are winners, while his Bulls team are losers."

Ralph: "That is a great idea Ed...if we want to get our brains beat in."

Ed: "Ralph, I got some sheilds."

Ralph: "YOU got some sheilds...for what?"

Ed: "I got them when I play with kids. They are made of Nerf but they are very durable."

Ralph: "Okay, we will use them."

(They get the toy sheilds and go to McGarrity's house.)

Ralph (yells): "HEY MCGARRITY, YOUR CHICAGO HORRIBULLS WILL NOT WIN THE NBA TITLE."

(McGarrity opesn the door with Harvey and another tough mean looking man. Ralph & Ed are nervous.)

(Ralph & Ed are now in the Kramden apartment. Ralph & Ed are sporting black eyes.)

Ed: "Ralph, looks like another one of your ideas turned out to be stupid."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)