View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 10) (The Boston Celtics beat the NY Knicks 92-86.)


Frank Gannucci
05-01-2013, 10:03 PM
(Ralph & Ed are leaving MSG.)

Ed: "Boy, those Knicks really blew it. THey had a chance to close out the series again and lost."

Ralph: "Now, the odds are almost even. The Knicks are still leading the series 3-2."

Ed: "Those Knicks must really want to go down in history as being the first team to blow a three games to 0 lead."

Ralph: "I hope not Norton unless the Knicks are real idiots."

Ed: "The Yankees were the first team to do that in 2004."

Ralph: "I am still recovering from that heart attack Norton."

Ed: "Judging by how you are, I am not surrpised."

Ralph: "Oh, you are a real riot Norton. The good news is that we can see the Knicks win on Friday and celebrate the fact that they get to go down to that glorious action city, Miami, Florida."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "They will show Ray Allen, Lebron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh how to really play basketball."

Ralph: "Yes, I have a feeling that New York City is going get real lucky by having the Nets face the Knicks in the third round. But, a Nets/Heat third round will be good. MIAMI and New York are going to be real lucky."

(The sing a song about Miami and New York with a bigger empahasis on Miami much to the delight of the crowd.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)