(Ralph & Ed are walking home.)

Ed: "What a heartbreaking game Ralph. The Knicks lost in overtime."

Ralph: "Yup, but the Knicks still have a 3 game to 1 lead. I have a feeling that they will win and get the honor of playing the Heat right near Miami Beach. Maybe the people from Miami Beach will attend the game. Everyone knows that the Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST in the world."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "Myabe that sweep the Heat gave the Bucks will work against them."

Ralph: "Yeah, everyone knows that a layoff may make you lethargic. Take me for instance. Everytime I come home from a vacation and try to drive a bus, I am a little lathargic."

Ed: "Ralph, it looks like you are a LOT lathargic."

Ralph: "Lathargic does NOT mean fat Norton. It means rusty. I can so see the Knicks winning. They are playing so good now since they brought that Jason Kidd back into the area."

Ed: "Ralph, I think Jason better change his moniker. He is almost 40. He isn't a kidd anymore."

Ralph: "That is his BIRTH name you idiot."

Ed: "Well, if the Heat sweep the Knicks, I won't be upset."

Ralph: 'Why not?"

Ed: "Some part of me wants a basketball team to become the first team in NBA history to sweep all four rounds."

Ralph (yells): "PUT 'EM UP NORTON! PUT 'EM UP NORTON!"

(People try to separate the two.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Like I said, the Miami Beach audiences are the greatest in the world. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)