Frank Gannucci
04-25-2013, 11:14 PM
(The Chicago Bulls beat the Brooklyn Nets 79-76.)
(Ralph meets Ed for lunch at the sewer.)
Ralph: "Boy, what a sad game Norton. Those Nets, once again, lost to the Chicago Horribulls."
Ed: "I know Ralph."
Ralph: "Looks like we will never get to see our dream matchup. The Knicks and Nets meeting in the third round."
Ed: "Cheer up Ralph. There is still a game 4. Who knows what might happen? Maybe the Nets will come back."
Ralph: "Maybe you're right Ed. Maybe those Nets will pull it out."
Ed: "If they lose, they can still win the next three games. Only thing is that they would have to win in Chicago in front of all of those Chicago fans rooting on the Bulls and booing the Nets. THe Nets aren't going to feel at home while the Bulls are and..."
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!"
Ed: "I am just telling you the truth Ralph of what might happen. All the people down in the sewer want the Nets to meet the Knicks. An all NY battle. But, with the caliber of other teams and how cabable they are..."
Ralph (yells): "NORTON, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE DRIBBLED? BE PREPARED FOR ME TO DRIBBLE YOU DOWN THE MANHOLE."
(Ed goes down the sewer.)
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
(Ralph meets Ed for lunch at the sewer.)
Ralph: "Boy, what a sad game Norton. Those Nets, once again, lost to the Chicago Horribulls."
Ed: "I know Ralph."
Ralph: "Looks like we will never get to see our dream matchup. The Knicks and Nets meeting in the third round."
Ed: "Cheer up Ralph. There is still a game 4. Who knows what might happen? Maybe the Nets will come back."
Ralph: "Maybe you're right Ed. Maybe those Nets will pull it out."
Ed: "If they lose, they can still win the next three games. Only thing is that they would have to win in Chicago in front of all of those Chicago fans rooting on the Bulls and booing the Nets. THe Nets aren't going to feel at home while the Bulls are and..."
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!"
Ed: "I am just telling you the truth Ralph of what might happen. All the people down in the sewer want the Nets to meet the Knicks. An all NY battle. But, with the caliber of other teams and how cabable they are..."
Ralph (yells): "NORTON, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE DRIBBLED? BE PREPARED FOR ME TO DRIBBLE YOU DOWN THE MANHOLE."
(Ed goes down the sewer.)
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)