(Ralph & Ed come home after the game.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a game Norton. The Knicks were really great tonight."

Ed: "You said it Ralph."

Alice (coming out): "Hi Ed! Hi Ralph!"

Ralph: "Hello Alice."

Alice: "I wish you two would use more common sense. Coming in here at this time of night and hollering at the top of your lungs."

Ralph: "Why not? We are now building towards a Nets/Knicks third round. Boy, this city will be electric when that happens."

Ed: "Down in the sewer, we play basketball. The only thing is that the ball is in the water all the time and it has sewage and all kinds of..."

Ralph: "Yeah! Yeah! We get it."

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, YOUR KINCKS WILL LOSE THEIR CHANCE FOR ANOTHER TITLE JUST LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO."

Ralph: "Instead of yelling out the window and getting a facefull, I will get a broom and bang McGarrity's ceiling."

(Ralph goes to get a broom.)

Alice (yells): "RALPH, DON'T YOU DARE!"

Ralph (yells): "BUTT OUT!"

(Ralph gets a brooma nd starts banging the ceiling.)

Ralph (yells): "THAT MCGARRITY WILL GET HIS."

(Plaster starts to fall. Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)