View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 2)


Frank Gannucci
04-20-2013, 10:53 PM
(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Chicago Bulls 106-89.)

(Ralph & Ed are eating lunch at Jerry's Lunchroom.)

Ralph: "What a great game last night Norton. It was the first sports playoff game in Brooklyn in decades."

Ed: "Gee, how great."

Ralph: "Man, Chicago lived up to their name as the Chicago HORRIBULLS."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: "That Carlos Boozer of Chicago looked like he was all boozed up."

Ed: "Just like that, our dream of seeing the Knicks meet the Bulls in round 3 got better."

Ralph: "It will come true Norton. On Monday, I will be driving my bus to and from the Barclay's Center."

Ed: "Too abd that I won't be working the sewer that night. I want to hear the pitter patter of feet and cars above my place of work. Of course, if you come by, then the noise will be louder."

Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot. Imagine what this city will be like when one of our teams wins a NBA title. It will be the first NBA title for this city in 40 years."

Ed: "Too long Ralph-ie. But, I heard that from one person that says that one team has a very, very good chance of winning. Do you know what the team and the person was?"

Ralph: "Who?"

Ed: "The Chicago Bulls and Michael Jordan. Hehehe."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)