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Neutronman67
03-19-2013, 11:20 AM
People What are your 20 favorite quotes from all 6 seasons of GT ?

Sonny Carson
03-21-2013, 04:28 PM
People What are your 20 favorite quotes from all 6 seasons of GT ?
Wow 20's a lot but I'll try.

20. "That's the same Monte who said that Nixon was gonna be poor folks best friend"
(James talking to J.J. while he's jumping up and down acting like he's gonna fight Cleatus)
19. "Junior stop all that jumping up and down like a fool"!
18. "My mother took one me look at me and named me Thelma, while your mother took one look at you and named you MAD DOG"!
(Edna the thief talking to Florida)
17. "If you don't come back in time with the money, I'll put a bullet in black pride, black beauty, and the Creature From The Black Lagoon"!
16. "Around here, we've got something more powerful than Drano. See, all we do is hang a picture of Thelma's face over the drain, and the clog goes away. We call it: Thelmo".
15. "Yeah, and when it's really clogged, we have to use the snake, so we send J.J. down there personally".
14. [James to Bookman] "We outta biscuits balloon belly"
13. "Here's the way it comes down, Michael. The alleged mama, took her alleged fist, and hit the little kid's alleged back, and left a mess of alleged bruises, that were legally clear"!
["J.J. about if James will whip Eddie)
12. "Can James Brown GET DOWN"!
[Thelma back to J.J]
11. "Is yo HEAD DEAD"!:lol:
10. "That gun look's just like me Slim, Black, And Dy-No-Mite"
9. "I Ain't Sick, I Ain't Nervous, And I AIN"T GOT HYPERTENSION" [Smashes Chair Into Door]!
8. We are poor, and poor is one of three things people don't want to be. Right next to sick, and dead"!
7. Cop: "We wanna keep thing's in chocolate city like it is in the vanilla suburbs
J.J.: "Yeah but the Vanilla Suburbs come with Two Scoops, whipped cream, and a CHERRY. All we get around here is SPRINKLED NUTS"!
6. "J.J, get the HELL out of my house"
5. "The Lord Is My German Shepard"
4. [James to Loan Shark at Police Station] "ni&&a is you sick"
3. "Damn Damn DAMN"
2. "You know what I'm gonna leave the world when I go, Florida? A tombstone that reads "Here lies James Evans. Back in the hole again".
[James after Clarissa Robinson's dad says he wants to leave Evans apartment quick]
1. "Yeah Ain't Ya Heard IT'S NI&&AS IN HERE":lol:!

Neutronman67
03-22-2013, 04:57 PM
Yeah i am trying to get people to think on GT message Boards it can be 20, 10, 4, or 1, if their is a favorite quote that you enjoyed from any 6 seasons of the show feel free to write it down fans

Sonny Carson
07-04-2014, 11:29 PM
Yeah i am trying to get people to think on GT message Boards it can be 20, 10, 4, or 1, if their is a favorite quote that you enjoyed from any 6 seasons of the show feel free to write it down fans
I think this thread should get another go round. Come on people you don't have to come up with 20 of your favorite quotes, maybe 4 or 5 or even 1!

comedyfreak
07-05-2014, 04:11 AM
Florida to JJ "Settle down James junior".
Michael "Boy, is a white racist word".
Florida's reaction after opening a gift. "A coat, Just what I've always wanted!".
Florida's break down after James memorial. "DAMN!, DAMN!, DAMN!".
JJ's reaction to Henrietta's news. "Guess we'll be ordering two Big Macs and one little Mac".