You know how on a lot of TV shows when someone makes really bad coffee it will pour out really thick? And look like chcolate syrup? Like Lisa Douglas makes, Realisitcally can coffee be made to do that in real life?

probably

You'd have to really over cook it lol.

Over cook it, don't use enough water. It's probably hard to do though lol.

Adding a thickener such as cornstarch should do the trick.

Lisa could do it lol!

Elly Mae Clampette also made coffee like that IF I recall.

I notice sometimes at the bottum of my coffee pout sometimes coffee with gather there and get "cooked" over time and it looks REALLY gross, it's almost like a grayish black color, kinds reminds me of it.

Could you imagine how wired and jumpy that coffee would make you? I'm surprised Oliver could sleep at night!