(Ralph is getting off the subway. He has a big box of chocolates as well as some balloons.)

(Ed comes by.)

Ed: "Whaddaya say there, Ralph-ie boy?"

Ralph: "Tonight is going to be great. This food and balloons is for a very special person."

Ed: "Ralph, that is very sweet of you to give me the box of chocolates and balloons. I didn't know that you cared this much about me."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ed: "I should point out Ralph. You are stabbing Alice in the back. I am not your type. I am married to a woman."

Ralph: "Not you. You dope. This is all for Alice."

Ed: "Good. Imangine, you giving me all this in front of everyone. They would think that you are a fat David Hyde Pierce."

Ralph: "You're a riot Norton. A real riot. I also got Alice some gift certificates so she can get even more candy down at the candy store. The owner says that his candy stores are just like the Hershey ones in Hershey Park. He has stores in New York & Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "Look there is Alice now."

(Alice comes by with a big Valentine's Day brownie with "Happy Valentine's Day" on it. She looks at Ralph with all the gifts and she is shocked.)

Alice: "Ralph, happy Valentine's Day."

(THey kiss.)

Ralph: "Alice, all of this is for you. The balloons, the candy and the gift certificates for more candy as well as this card."

Alice: "Rakph, this is beautiful."

Ed: "Hey, you are lucky Ralph didn't eat all the candy."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Ed: "I am also going otu with Trixie tonight. It is someplace romantic."

Ralph: "What place is that?"

Ed: "Chucky Cheese."

Alice: "Ralph, all of this is beautiful. Thank you so much."

Ralph: "Alice, I also want to thank you for the brownine cake and the card. I really appreciate it. You are the best."

Alice: "So are you Ralph."

(They hug and kiss.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, you might just finish that cake in one night knowing you."

Ralph: "Hahahahaha. Valentine's Day is a time for love."

(They all sing a song about Valentine's Day.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I want to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST!"

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Let's bring out the cast. Audrey Meadows."

(The audience applauds as Audrey comes on stage and kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(The audience applauds as Art comes on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)