Ok, so this game is kind of like the game that Jt started, but instead of posting one word, post one sentence, to combine to make one big story!

Ok, I'll start!

One day, Nancy and Lisa were walking down the street when they saw..............

A MALL!

So they went inside and..............

went shopping. While inside they stumbled across Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. There reactions were . . .

I rather see Lisa Whelchel and Nancy McKean!

So they went up to them and said..........

Sorry for the Double post.

"Dorks"

Justin and Britney stared at them with confused expressions, shook their heads and walked away.

Then they went inside the Gap.

They each bought matching shirts.

So then they went to look for some shoes. On the way they ran into .......

They ran into Barney and Baby Bop and freaked out.

And they wanted their autographs.

Barney said okay and Baby Bop giggled then she dropped her blanket.

and then she put her thumb in her mouth.

Barney said Baby Bop dont suck your thumb. It will mess up your teeth.

Baby Bop took her thumb out of her mouth and picked up her blankie, "But I dont have any teeth!" she yelled.


(:lol: this is funny)

So in came the purple dinosaur.........

Barney then said well we better get going so let us sign ur autographs so we can ride our tricycles back to school.

Then Justin Timberlake jumped on back of the bike!

And, of course, Britney jumped on his back, but the tricycle spun out of control and fell into a big pile of.....................

Grass and they all had grass sticking out of their

clothes, "Why is grass growing inside the mall?" Justin asked.
"Why are you asking me" Britney responded. Barney and Baby Bop climbed back on their bikes and peddled back to school.
Andy Griffith, who was making a public appearance, approached them.

Howdy there folks........ Do you?

Like scary movies? He asked in an evil voice. They gave him a weird look, so he proceeded to cut their............

mattress tags off before they were paid for. All these sirens went off and lights flashed. Security guards swarmed all over them. Britney and Justin were really confused now and quite scared. Britney ran after Andy who...

bumped right into that scary guy Vincent Price!

Lisa and Nancy watched with great interest, and Lisa went up to Mr. Price and said, "We thought you were dead!" Mr. Price...

Not really ladies.......... You see in reality I am Dracula and I am going to.....

Before he could finish his sentence everybody heard a giggle from the corner and two people in "cat" costumes apeared and began singing the song "Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer". Then he ran away fearing for his life.

The cats kept singing for three hours until they lost their voice. Then all of a sudden some dogs came along and started singing.

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon Bacon....... We want.......

Beggin strips! But Britney Spears said "NO, you can't have 'em." Then she turns around and looks ahead and says "Dogs don't know it's not............

time to go potty. So then a cat came by and.....

Crapped on the sidewalk. Everyone laughed.

that is until Brittney slipped on the crap. Justin thought it was so..........

Funny and started laughing at Britney. She got so mad at him that she...

smacked him across the face with a ..............

SMACKED him across his face! He was about to cry when he say someone walking by. "OMG" he yelled, "It's.................

It's my ex boyfriend, Leonardo Decaprio!!" squealed Justin. Brittney looked at him with a confused expression, so he
said "Brittney, I can't lie to you anymore...I'm really gay.
I just went out with you because you remind me of one of
my other ex boyfriends who happened to be a crossdresser.
He had fake boobs too".

Well, I have a secret too. I'm not Britney Spears, I'm really Barry Bostwick. I'm undercover to try and promote Pepsi and I took over Spears body to try and use her "good looks" so more ppl buy it. You can't exactly go around flashing MY body can ya?

No I can't but, I'm really Kelly Eisenberg who drinks soda all the time. I just came from Disney world and saw...........

Mickey mouse!!

He was jumping and dancing and kissed Minny. He even started kissing...............

My mom! I was like Mickey get off my mom!

But Mickey wouldn't listen, so I had to......

sit on him! he was like stop you're bending my ear!

Mickey went really crazy and then came Goofy who was holding a.....................

gun

but it was just a water gun and Goofy got mickey all wet.

and he pushed him into the.................

bucket of stuffed animals. The owner of all them got really mad and started to call....

the cops....

They arrived but couldnt find him because he ran off. He was hiding in a .......

freezer of the ice cream shop, but he broke the handle and was stuck in there. He could see the icicles forming on his ears. He started to scream, but it was a soundproof freezer. Donald came walking by and saw Mickey and......

yelled for help. soon a crowd was forming and they got Mickey out before he froze....

to death.....

Of course Minnie grabbed him by the ear and told him..............

to be quiet or else he wouldnt be allowed to be a part of any of the shows that afternoon so Mickey..................

looked down shamefully and cried......

All of a sudden on the great beyond was a bird, no it was a plane, no it was.................

Michael Jackson!

He started to do the moonwalk and took everyone to the spooky house to see the Ghosts when all of a sudden out of the great beyond came..............

a great big giant hairy evil.........................

It was Jim Nabors in drag. He was in character as Gomer Pyle. He kept yelling for Sgt. Carter. He ran into Andy Griffith who invited him over for dinner. They left and met up with Hal Linden who.

bought Opie along because they forgot all about Opie. Miss. Bea yelled "Don't forget to take the.........

pie so you can show them what REAL food tastes like! So the took the pie and went to the restuaruant called..................

Pancake Willy"s! Opie sure was hungry........ He bit into a..........

Blueberry but it wasn't a blueberry it was a........

"RAT" :eek: so he jumped up from the table and all the dishes went flying, and Miss Bea came running in and took Opie's hand and said.......................

I'm shocked, You know how to act in a public place. Opie said he jumped cause he bit into a rat and it bit him back. Andy and Hal took him to the hospital where they ran into...

Originally posted by Carmen_Epstein
I'm shocked, You know how to act in a public place. Opie said he jumped cause he bit into a rat and it bit him back. Andy and Hal took him to the hospital where they ran into...

Bill Clinton. He was down here from New York looking for a good time. He said Hillary prohibitted him from dating, so he came here and suddenly he blurted out a huge secret. "I....

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


Bill Clinton. He was down here from New York looking for a good time. He said Hillary prohibitted him from dating, so he came here and suddenly he blurted out a huge secret. "I....

"am really Joan Rivers. I had plastic surgery for the 5000000th time, but they did something wrong". Andy and Hal....

.....weren't shocked at all instead they were..

Disgusted with Joan so they went to check on Opie. Doc Hayseed fixed him up and he could go home and rest. Hal and Andy dropped him off and took a plane to New York. Hal looked at him and said "Now you're gonna see..."

Monica Lewinsky! She is going to show you a................

a good time. Andy was offended, but Hal was curious. He and Monica split for The Big Apple. But Andy went home for some down home good cooking. Meanwhile, at the 12th precinct, Fish and Wojo....

Walk into the room and sit down at their desks. Barney invites Andy to arrest somebody, anybody he wants to on the streets of New York. Andy gets very excited and starts patroling the streets in search of...