Smilings
01-27-2013, 11:33 PM
from page 240 of Love is the Reason for it All, the Shirley Booth story.
Charles Nelson Reilly said starting around 1988, she'd call and leave messages on his answering machine. "This is Shirley. Call me. I have a joke."
One was this.
Shirley: "A young girl went to confession and said, 'Father, I've been very bad! I was taken by a man!'
'Against your will?,' said the Father.
'No,' she said. 'Against the china cabinet. And you should have heard those dishes!'
Charles said "the way she'd tell it, I'd be on the floor in stitches!"
Charles Nelson Reilly said starting around 1988, she'd call and leave messages on his answering machine. "This is Shirley. Call me. I have a joke."
One was this.
Shirley: "A young girl went to confession and said, 'Father, I've been very bad! I was taken by a man!'
'Against your will?,' said the Father.
'No,' she said. 'Against the china cabinet. And you should have heard those dishes!'
Charles said "the way she'd tell it, I'd be on the floor in stitches!"