(The Kramdens & Nortons are still in Washington DC for the president's inauguration. Ralph is looking at a picture of Martin Luther King.)

Ralph: "Boy, this guy really was a King Norton. I may have crowned myself the king of my castle but this guy was a King. Martin Luther King."

Ed: "Yes, without him, who knows if Barack Obama would have been president."

Ralph: "That is true. I just wish that he was never killed. He might have enjoyed seeing a black man as president."

Ed: "Of course. He might have retired and moved to Brooklyn. If he did, I would have loved to have him be a honorary Raccoon. Whoo! Whoo!"

Ralph: "Hahaha. I think he could have been the first black Raccoon we ever had. Him and Barack Obama are role models for everyone. Both of them are well-educated and good natured."

Ed: 'If he decided to come down to work with me, he would have been the first black sewerworker I have ever worked with."

Ralph: "Also without people like him, there would probably be places that have signs that say something like: 'Only blacks allowed in here.' He, along with some other people like Coretta Scott King, shaped our country the way it is today."

(They both sing a song about black people.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)