View Full Version : My Dream Russell Brand gets 1.5 million $$ just for claiming,"I ain't jack nobody!"


Janice Johnson
01-05-2013, 09:26 PM
What a weird dream I had last night, LOL. Russell was some kind of rich socialite who was a brat and just really snarky. He had two chaperones to watch him and make sure he doesn't get into trouble. One of them was Scarlet Johannsen! In one part of the dream, she rlaid down on a couch and remininced about the good times she had with Russell. Soon after, there was a crash, and two guys where in Russell's room.

One guy was just killed, and the other guy had a razor against Russell's throat! In the next scene, The killer was in jail, Russell survived, and a newspaper headline with Russell's picture in it read, Russell Brand awarded 1.5 million dollars after he said,"I ain't jack nobody!" Even in the dream I thought, "This media-celebrity frenzy obsession is getting out of hand. Getting 1.5 million just for claiming he didn't jack anyone?(Jack must have meant kill in the dream)

In a latter part of the dream, someone was called an idiot because the new candy being brought out was called DZ candy, and they called it D3. Nicki Minaj was advertising, D4 candy, Lol. Like I said, what a weird dream....

Alex Smith
01-09-2013, 08:11 PM
Russell Brand gets paid obscene amounts of money for just having a really filthypotty mouth and looking like a bum anyway.