I was in the bank the other day and this guy comes in and stands in front of the teller's window next to mine. He was wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses and had a full beard which I could have sworn was a fake one.I started getting nervous wondering what I could do if he pulled out a gun. I looked over to where the security guard normally sits but he wasn't there, must have been out to lunch. Then a teller came up to the window, " Hi Greg, long time no see " She knew this suspicious looking character, that made me feel a lot better. I know what it's like to do that to someone, One night I woke up at 3 AM and was out of smokes, It was one of the coldest nights on record, about -15 degrees and I had to go up to the Quick shop in my old truck which didn't have a heater. I wore my black ski mask that had only 2 little slits for the eyes and my army trench coat with the deep pockets. I couldn't find my gloves so I kept my hands in my coat pockets. When I got up there I had to watch where I walked because they didn't put any salt in front and it was very slippery. Once inside I told the guy which cigarettes I wanted and noticed he was acting like a basket case, kept shaking and stuttering, I figured anyone working these hours must load up on caffeine. I pulled one hand out of my pocket and handed him the money he then dropped my change on the floor and picked it up saying he was sorry.As I turned to head out I caught my reflection in the glass door, Jeeeeez, no wonder that guy was spooked, If I would have known that's what I looked like I would have taken my mask off before I went in. I just forgot all about it because it was so damn cold outside. Ever accidentally scare the crap out of someone ?

you're supposed to lift up your ski mask as soon as you go inside man.

when i was a teenager I got hassled all the time because I was "suspicious looking" - i once had a first date with a girl where a bunch of cops thought I looked like someone that apparently just robbed a bank; they threw me on the hood of my car, searched me and the car, held me there for about a fifteen minutes then let me go (this was as we were just getting out of the car in the restaurant parking lot). Once we got into the restaurant, just as we were being seated a different pair of cops grabbed me and I had to go through the whole thing all over again.

the rest of the date went a lot better - especially after i assured the poor girl that that sort of thing doesn't usually happen to me.