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Prince Michael
12-17-2012, 06:12 AM
In a previous thread, somebody asked the question "What would you take if you had to be stranded on a tropical island" . Six people said they'd bring their Bible . One person wanted to bring his pastor .

When most people need spiritual guidance, they can go to the nearest church . Not necessarily the nearest church, but at least the one they belong to . The characters on Gilligan's Island didn't have that chance .

I've often imagined a Catholic priest getting stranded on Gilligan's Island . He would've been taking a cruise on his vacation, the ship he was on sank, and he washed up on the island . If I had my way, he would've first appeared on episode # 50, he would've been on Gilligan's Island for the rest of its run, and he would've been on The New Adventures of Gilligan, Gilligan's Planet, Rescue From Gilligan's Island, The Castaways on Gilligan's Island, and The Harlem Globetretters on Gilligan's Island . When Mr . Howell established a hotel on Gilligan's Island, this priest could have offered church services to the guests . The theme song would have been rewritten to mention "the Professor, Mary Ann, and the Priest" and "eight stranded castaways here on Gilligan's Isle !" .

I know I could write a fan fiction based on this idea, but it's common for TV fans to have their ideas about "What they should've done differently", and this one is mine . What do you think of this idea ? Don't make any comments about a child molester, because most priests aren't like that . Along that line, Father Mulcahey on M*A*S*H was a Catholic priest, and he wasn't always rubbing everybody's noses in religion .

GeorgeWBushGOP
01-01-2013, 10:30 AM
Not sure many shows then implied "faith" much..

It's funny you bring this up..

While no refereces to god on GI the Skipper was going to marry the Howells under "Holy" Matrimony.. And I recall the Proffessor of all people telling the group to pray "casually of course"...

I think in the seventies shows came that were more based on faith.. In the fifties and sixties church was mentioned here or there.. But nothing too far..

But it would be interesting to see the castaways praying to Jesus Christ every now and then.. Or getting ready for church...

Perhaps an episode where Ginger is born again???

Or Gilligan thinks he saw Jesus..??

Or Mary Ann wants to join the convent and we have a dream sequence where the circumstances change her mind..

I remember family members of mine discussing the movie "Castaway" and I do have this religious nut Uncle you screamed "You can't tell me that a man would be stuck on an island for five years and not break down and pray to Jesus Christ"?? While radical to me.. It did seem logical..

again JUST SAYING!!

Prince Michael
01-02-2013, 04:36 PM
Your response got me to thinking, George . I remember the Cleavers on Leave It To Beaver went to church every Sunday . There was one episode of Leave It To Beaver where Ward Cleaver gave Wally and the Beaver a lecture and said "We all have to do the best we can with what God gave us !" . By the same token, Mr . and Mrs . Wilson on Dennis the Menace were regular churchgoers .

A Catholic priest on Gilligan's Island would have been along the same lines as the nuns on The Flying Nun . Real -- life nuns approved of The Flying Nun because it made nuns look like normal human beings .

There was one episode of The Love Boat where Gopher Smith got hurt and knocked unconscious, and Captain Stubing led his crew in praying that he'd recover . Imagine an episode of Gilligan's Island where Gilligan got hurt and knocked unconscious, and the Skipper led the castaways in praying for his recovery . Of course, a Catholic priest could do the same thing .

Your idea of an episode where Gilligan thinks he saw Jesus gave me an idea . He could be a visitor to the island who LOOKS like Jesus . My priest character could tell him "Gilligan, Jesus is in Heaven !" .

Your remarks got me to wondering -- can anybody name a religious character on a TV show from the 1950s or the 1960s ? I can name a few from the TV shows of the 1970s . Ward Cleaver of Leave It To Beaver and the nuns in Sister Bertrille's convent on The Flying Nun certainly count, but are there any others ? I like your ideas, George . Happy New Year to everybody .

Smilings
01-02-2013, 06:46 PM
Your remarks got me to wondering -- can anybody name a religious character on a TV show from the 1950s or the 1960s ? .

Remember the pilot?

Mary is applying for the job and Lou Grant asks her what her religion is.

Mary says "Mr. Grant, you can't ask me that!"

So he moves on and asks her other, more intrusive questions.

To which she replies "Presbyterian."


Of course Mary Tyler Moore Show was the 1970's. Laura Petri was 1960's.

GeorgeWBushGOP
01-09-2013, 01:51 PM
Your response got me to thinking, George . I remember the Cleavers on Leave It To Beaver went to church every Sunday . There was one episode of Leave It To Beaver where Ward Cleaver gave Wally and the Beaver a lecture and said "We all have to do the best we can with what God gave us !" . By the same token, Mr . and Mrs . Wilson on Dennis the Menace were regular churchgoers .

A Catholic priest on Gilligan's Island would have been along the same lines as the nuns on The Flying Nun . Real -- life nuns approved of The Flying Nun because it made nuns look like normal human beings .

There was one episode of The Love Boat where Gopher Smith got hurt and knocked unconcscious, and Captain Stubing led his crew in praying that he'd recover . Imagine an episode of Gilligan's Island where Gilligan got hurt and knocked unconcscious, and the Skipper led the castaways in praying for his recovery . Of course, a Catholic priest could do the same thing .

Your idea of an episode where Gilligan thinks he saw Jesus gave me an idea . He could be a visitor to the island who LOOKS like Jesus . My priest character could tell him "Gilligan, Jesus is in Heaven !" .

Your remarks got me to wondering -- can anybody name a religious character on a TV show from the 1950s or the 1960s ? I can name a few from the TV shows of the 1970s . Ward Cleaver of Leave It To Beaver and the nuns in Sister Bertrille's convent on The Flying Nun certainly count, but are there any others ? I like your ideas, George . Happy New Year to everybody .

I really can't think of any in the sitcom genre.. I recall on a "Munsters" episode it was implied Herman went to church one day..

I guess GOD was a no no in comedy.. Although he was mentioned in the fifties and in the seventies.. I guess with all the upheaval of the times anything contraversial was off limits...

Isaac Horvath
01-13-2013, 08:05 PM
I think it would be a little too risky to have a religious authority on the island, or even any of the castaways expressing devout religion. It was and still is a bit of a touchy subject and having a Catholic priest could have alienated non-Catholic and especially non-Christian watchers a little.

GeorgeWBushGOP
01-14-2013, 04:05 PM
I think it would be a little too risky to have a religious authority on the island, or even any of the castaways expressing devout religion. It was and still is a bit of a touchy subject and having a Catholic priest could have alienated non-Catholic and especially non-Christian watchers a little.
Yeah, but it is fun to play the "what if?" game anyway isn't it??

Prince Michael
01-22-2013, 11:18 PM
I think it would be a little too risky to have a religious authority on the island, or even any of the castaways expressing devout religion. It was and still is a bit of a touchy subject and having a Catholic priest could have alienated non-Catholic and especially non-Christian watchers a little.

Possibly . Religion CAN be a touchy subject, but there are a number of religious characters on television . There were a lot of characters on TV who were members of "a church", and they mentioned God or talked about going to church . The Flying Nun was on during the same time as Gilligan's Island, and non -- Catholic and non -- Christian viewers managed to stand it . Father Mulcahey on M*A*S*H was a Catholic priest, and non -- Catholic and non -- Christian viewers managed to stand him .

McLean Stevenson played a Catholic priest ( In the Beginning ), Have Faith was also about Catholic priests, and Sister Kate was about a nun . The main character of 7th Heaven was a minister . He had a wife and seven kids, so I know very well he wasn't a Catholic priest, but he was a minister, and he belonged to "a church" . However, we all know we're only discussing these elements of our classic TV shows for fun .

On the subject of religious character from TV shows, you have Olivia Walton on The Waltons and the Reverend Alden on Little House on the Prairie . By the same token, Darrin and Samantha Stephens on Bewitched were also depicted going to church . There was also an episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Mr . Drummond was injured, Arnold and Willis Jackson talked about praying, and Arnold prayed for Mr . Drummond's recovery .

Teebs
01-27-2013, 02:55 PM
I can't remember the exact episode (it's in Season 1), but there's a scene with Skipper and Gilligan on a raft in the lagoon. Gilligan appears to walk across the surface and Skipper says in amazement, "Gilligan! You can't just walk on water!"

To which Gilligan replies, "I'm not, I'm using this plank." Which is slightly submerged so you don't see it.

I always wondered if that's a veiled reference to Christ, or just a simple joke.

McGillicuddy
01-27-2013, 05:08 PM
Residents of Mayberry went to church on The Andy Griffith Show, in the '60's. Aunt Bee sang in the choir. I guess everybody was of the same denomination! :lol:

Prince Michael
02-15-2013, 05:34 AM
If a Catholic priest had become the eighth castaway on Gilligan's Island, there would have been a scene in Rescue From Gilligan's Island where Gilligan and Captain Jonas Grumby ( the Skipper ) visit him to get his signature . Most of this scene would depict the priest's disappointment with American society in the late 1970s .

I don't mean to be "Captain Obvious", but it would have been an interesting scene .

Prince Michael
02-16-2013, 06:29 AM
Residents of Mayberry went to church on The Andy Griffith Show, in the '60's. Aunt Bee sang in the choir. I guess everybody was of the same denomination! :lol:

I wanted to throw this one in before anyone else did . The residents of Springfield all go to Reverend Lovejoy's church on The Simpsons .

GeorgeWBushGOP
02-20-2013, 12:16 PM
I wanted to throw this one in before anyone else did . The residents of Springfield all go to Reverend Lovejoy's church on The Simpsons .

Yes.. but that is today's television..

GeorgeWBushGOP
02-20-2013, 12:18 PM
Not for nothing but the natives that appeared now and then were certainly religious..

I can't recall but was Gilligan considered a "god" or an "Idol"??

Anyway it might have made fun of what was considered to be wacky faith..

But it did save their lives a few times so maybe some devine intervention was implied..

who knows??

Prince Michael
03-09-2013, 05:38 PM
I started this thread and I added a few comments, and there was one thing I forgot until recently -- the song "Amazing Grace" can be sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island" . It can also be sung to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun" .

GeorgeWBushGOP
03-12-2013, 01:09 PM
I started this thread and I added a few comments, and there was one thing I forgot until recently -- the song "Amazing Grace" can be sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island" . It can also be sung to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun" .

Ever here the "Ballad of Gilligan's Island" done to "Stairway to Heaven" I thought that was the most popular one??

Prince Michael
01-25-2014, 08:54 PM
At one point, I checked out "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island" done to "Stairway to Heaven" . It was cool .

If there had been a priest on Gilligan's Island, this how "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island" might have been revised --

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship . The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper brave and sure, five passengers set sail that day, for a three hour tour, a three hour tour . The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost . The Minnow would be lost . The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan, the Skipper too. the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the professor, Mary Ann, and the priest here on Gilligan's Isle .

So this is the tale of our castaways, they're here for a long long time. they'll have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb. The first mate and his Skipper too will do their very best, to make the others comf'terble in their tropic island nest . No phone, no lights, no motor car, not a single luxury like Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be, so join us here each week my friends, you're sure to get a smile, from eight stranded castaways here on Gilligan's Isle !

Prince Michael
10-28-2014, 03:27 AM
If a Catholic priest had gotten stranded on Gilligan's Island halfway through the series and been a regular character right up through The Harlem Globetretters on Gilligan's Island and Gilligan's Planet, who might have played him ? I don't picture a "heartthrob" . I imagine somebody more fatherly . I keep imagining Dick Van Patten in the role . Who do you imagine playing a priest on Gilligan's Island and why ?

Prince Michael
10-30-2014, 12:45 AM
Granny Clampett was a Baptist, and Jed referred to himself as "A Golden Ruler." Buddy Sorrel on Dick van Dyke Show was Jewish, and got Bar Mitzvahed in an episode.

Granny Clampett ? On The Beverly Hillbillies, Jed Clampett ( Buddy Ebsen ) was a widower . He had been married to the former Rose Ellen Moses . Rose Ellen Moses was the daughter of Daisy May "Granny" Moses ( Irene Ryan ), so she was Jed's mother -- in -- law . Paul Henning, The Beverly Hillbillies creator and producer quickly disposed of the idea of Granny being Jed's mother, which would have made Granny the matriarch and Jed second to her . Other than that, thank you for your comment !