JamesG
10-24-2012, 07:45 PM
Harriet the Spy (1996)
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Before she was in "Gossip Girl" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", star Michalle Trachtenberg was but a wee child actor in Harriet the Spy, her first high-profile lead role.
Based on Louise Fitzhugh's 1964 YA novel, which has been toted around in many a backpack over the last five decades, it tracks 11-year-old private snoop Harriet M. Welsch as she chronicles the dirtiest secrets of her fellow classmates in her notebook.
Harriet then grows up to be Perez Hilton… just kidding.
Good Burger (1997)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/0009736335524_500X500-1.jpg
So, basically, without this movie we wouldn't have Kenan Thompson singing 'What Up With That?' on "SNL".
"Good Burger" introduced the world to the hilarity that is Thompson, along with not-so-successful former partner Kel Mitchell, as the two bungling teens invent a secret sauce to help the title fast food franchise stay afloat.
Also, name one other movie that features Sinbad, Carmen Electra AND Abe Vigoda?
The Rugrats Movie (1998)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/61XT5W7ZKDL-1.jpg
Those adorable babies who helped launch Nickelodeon's foray into the world of original animation in the early '90s earned the right to their own feature purely by surviving, as "Ren & Stimpy" imploded due to talent issues and "Doug".
This one finds cognizant toddler Tommy Pickles dealing with a new baby brother named Dill (get it?), eventually getting so fed up with the little brat that he and his fellow infant buddies decide to take the kid back to the hospital where he came from.
Snow Day (2000)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51Q9ABKHM1L-1.jpg
A group of elementary school kids band together to stop a snow plow driver, ably played by master goofologist Chris Elliot, from clearing the streets so they don't have to go to school.
Sounds like more trouble than its worth, but this episodic comedy has some good chuckles in it, not to mention an ace supporting cast including Pam Grier, Iggy Pop, and Chevy Chase.
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51BRV7H41QL-1.jpg
Those Nicktoon babies are back, and this time they're hungry for croissants and escargot.
When Tommy and the gang travel to EuroReptarland they also help bespectacled buddy Chuckie Finster find a new mom. We'll take the hijinks of TV show (and the first "Rugrats" movie) instead.
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/jimmyneutrondvdcover-1.jpg
Steve Oedekerk is the man behind such painfully unfunny concepts as Thumbmation and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, and here he brings his patented brand of anti-hilarity to the world of really ugly computer animation.
The brainy lead character Jimmy tries to launch an alien communications satellite made out of a toaster, and other such whimsy-run-amok ideas.
Clockstoppers (2002)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51DK1VGFKML-1.jpg
Jonathan Frakes will always be Patrick Stewart's number one from "Star Trek", but when he tried to direct the next generation of teencentric action movie things didn't quite pan out.
Jesse Bradford's Zak Gibbs gets hold of a top-secret watch that can slow down time around him in the most Matrix-y of ways, but when Michael Biehn starts hunting him down it’s a reverse Terminator scenario all the way.
Hey Arnold!: The Movie (2002)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51220Y44FHL-1.jpg
Did Nick really need a $15-million worldwide gross to convince them that their long-running animated show about a fourth grader with a head shaped like a football really isn't all that fun?
A heavy-handed plot about a corporation trying to take over a neighborhood didn't work for Robocop 3, and it wasn't gonna work here either.
The Wild Thornberrys Movie (2002)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/5122V76EW7L-1.jpg
This movie's tagline was "You don't need extraordinary powers to do extraordinary things," but unfortunately you do need a halfway decent script to make a watchable movie.
The story revolves around animal whisperer Eliza Thornberry's attempts to save a cheetah cub from African poachers. We prefer "The Simpsons" version, "The Wild Dingleberries".
Rugrats Go Wild (2003)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51Ugg9AEOKL-1.jpg
Really, did the "Rugrats" concept truly demand a trilogy? We already thought they were pretty wild to begin with, but Nickelodeon decided to go all Marvel and cross them over with "The Wild Thornberries".
Hopefully the series won't truly jump the shark when they release "Rugrats and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull".
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/002500646-1.jpg
America's favorite household cleaning product made a splash with his big-screen debut, which finds him and bestest pal Patrick on an adventure to recover King Neptune's coveted crown (which hides his bald spot).
Lots of wackypants antics ensue, highlighted by a live-action cameo from Mr. Baywatch himself, David Hasselhoff.
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/lemonysnicket23-1.jpg
Along with such other Harry Potter also-rans as The Golden Compass or City of Ember, this YA book sensation failed to translate into enough greenbacks to warrant a franchise.
However, unlike those aforementioned duds, this one actually deserved to, with star Jim Carrey channeling Lon Chaney through his various made-up guises as the dastardly Count Olaf, whose continued attempts to kill the three Baudelaire children become increasingly (and hilariously) theatrical.
Imagine if Tim Burton had directed The Night of the Hunter and you can maybe picture how delightful this German expressionist kids movie truly is.
Mad Hot Ballroom (2005)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/23729-1.jpg
Highlighting both the exquisite diversity of New York City and the underlying maturity that can be found in its children, this much-loved Sundance documentary was picked up by Nickelodeon and went on to become one of the most successful documentaries of all-time.
The doc focuses on kids learning how to be competitive ballroom dancers in a competition to see which school is the best, but reveals even more about what it means to step over the threshold into adulthood.
Yours, Mine and Ours (2005)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/yours_mine_and_ours-dvd-dennis_quaid-rene_russo-sean_faris_35274114-1.jpg
This remake of the 1968 flick of the same name casts Dennis Quaid and Rene Russo in the Henry Fonda/Lucille Ball roles.
This totally realistic scenario involves a man with eight kids from his first marriage (way to score, Dennis!) and a women with ten, count 'em, TEN from hers.
When the two families combine into one mega-family it's basically Cheaper by the Two-Dozen.
Nacho Libre (2006)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/nacholibre_dvd_ws_front-1.jpg
Jack Black was still riding high off the wave of residual goodwill from School of Rock when he decided to team up with Napoleon Dynamite mastermind Jared Hess for this willfully eccentric take on the weird world of Mexican wrestling.
With his bushy fro, pot belly and mustache, Black's Ignacio is but a simple cook for a poor monastery who secretly dreams of luchador glory. When he joins forces with buddy Steven "Héctor Jiménez" to become an overnight wrestling sensation, his ego gets a little too big for his spandex.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/097360562248-1.jpg
Before she was in "Gossip Girl" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", star Michalle Trachtenberg was but a wee child actor in Harriet the Spy, her first high-profile lead role.
Based on Louise Fitzhugh's 1964 YA novel, which has been toted around in many a backpack over the last five decades, it tracks 11-year-old private snoop Harriet M. Welsch as she chronicles the dirtiest secrets of her fellow classmates in her notebook.
Harriet then grows up to be Perez Hilton… just kidding.
Good Burger (1997)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/0009736335524_500X500-1.jpg
So, basically, without this movie we wouldn't have Kenan Thompson singing 'What Up With That?' on "SNL".
"Good Burger" introduced the world to the hilarity that is Thompson, along with not-so-successful former partner Kel Mitchell, as the two bungling teens invent a secret sauce to help the title fast food franchise stay afloat.
Also, name one other movie that features Sinbad, Carmen Electra AND Abe Vigoda?
The Rugrats Movie (1998)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/61XT5W7ZKDL-1.jpg
Those adorable babies who helped launch Nickelodeon's foray into the world of original animation in the early '90s earned the right to their own feature purely by surviving, as "Ren & Stimpy" imploded due to talent issues and "Doug".
This one finds cognizant toddler Tommy Pickles dealing with a new baby brother named Dill (get it?), eventually getting so fed up with the little brat that he and his fellow infant buddies decide to take the kid back to the hospital where he came from.
Snow Day (2000)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51Q9ABKHM1L-1.jpg
A group of elementary school kids band together to stop a snow plow driver, ably played by master goofologist Chris Elliot, from clearing the streets so they don't have to go to school.
Sounds like more trouble than its worth, but this episodic comedy has some good chuckles in it, not to mention an ace supporting cast including Pam Grier, Iggy Pop, and Chevy Chase.
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51BRV7H41QL-1.jpg
Those Nicktoon babies are back, and this time they're hungry for croissants and escargot.
When Tommy and the gang travel to EuroReptarland they also help bespectacled buddy Chuckie Finster find a new mom. We'll take the hijinks of TV show (and the first "Rugrats" movie) instead.
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/jimmyneutrondvdcover-1.jpg
Steve Oedekerk is the man behind such painfully unfunny concepts as Thumbmation and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, and here he brings his patented brand of anti-hilarity to the world of really ugly computer animation.
The brainy lead character Jimmy tries to launch an alien communications satellite made out of a toaster, and other such whimsy-run-amok ideas.
Clockstoppers (2002)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51DK1VGFKML-1.jpg
Jonathan Frakes will always be Patrick Stewart's number one from "Star Trek", but when he tried to direct the next generation of teencentric action movie things didn't quite pan out.
Jesse Bradford's Zak Gibbs gets hold of a top-secret watch that can slow down time around him in the most Matrix-y of ways, but when Michael Biehn starts hunting him down it’s a reverse Terminator scenario all the way.
Hey Arnold!: The Movie (2002)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51220Y44FHL-1.jpg
Did Nick really need a $15-million worldwide gross to convince them that their long-running animated show about a fourth grader with a head shaped like a football really isn't all that fun?
A heavy-handed plot about a corporation trying to take over a neighborhood didn't work for Robocop 3, and it wasn't gonna work here either.
The Wild Thornberrys Movie (2002)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/5122V76EW7L-1.jpg
This movie's tagline was "You don't need extraordinary powers to do extraordinary things," but unfortunately you do need a halfway decent script to make a watchable movie.
The story revolves around animal whisperer Eliza Thornberry's attempts to save a cheetah cub from African poachers. We prefer "The Simpsons" version, "The Wild Dingleberries".
Rugrats Go Wild (2003)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/51Ugg9AEOKL-1.jpg
Really, did the "Rugrats" concept truly demand a trilogy? We already thought they were pretty wild to begin with, but Nickelodeon decided to go all Marvel and cross them over with "The Wild Thornberries".
Hopefully the series won't truly jump the shark when they release "Rugrats and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull".
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/002500646-1.jpg
America's favorite household cleaning product made a splash with his big-screen debut, which finds him and bestest pal Patrick on an adventure to recover King Neptune's coveted crown (which hides his bald spot).
Lots of wackypants antics ensue, highlighted by a live-action cameo from Mr. Baywatch himself, David Hasselhoff.
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/lemonysnicket23-1.jpg
Along with such other Harry Potter also-rans as The Golden Compass or City of Ember, this YA book sensation failed to translate into enough greenbacks to warrant a franchise.
However, unlike those aforementioned duds, this one actually deserved to, with star Jim Carrey channeling Lon Chaney through his various made-up guises as the dastardly Count Olaf, whose continued attempts to kill the three Baudelaire children become increasingly (and hilariously) theatrical.
Imagine if Tim Burton had directed The Night of the Hunter and you can maybe picture how delightful this German expressionist kids movie truly is.
Mad Hot Ballroom (2005)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/23729-1.jpg
Highlighting both the exquisite diversity of New York City and the underlying maturity that can be found in its children, this much-loved Sundance documentary was picked up by Nickelodeon and went on to become one of the most successful documentaries of all-time.
The doc focuses on kids learning how to be competitive ballroom dancers in a competition to see which school is the best, but reveals even more about what it means to step over the threshold into adulthood.
Yours, Mine and Ours (2005)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/yours_mine_and_ours-dvd-dennis_quaid-rene_russo-sean_faris_35274114-1.jpg
This remake of the 1968 flick of the same name casts Dennis Quaid and Rene Russo in the Henry Fonda/Lucille Ball roles.
This totally realistic scenario involves a man with eight kids from his first marriage (way to score, Dennis!) and a women with ten, count 'em, TEN from hers.
When the two families combine into one mega-family it's basically Cheaper by the Two-Dozen.
Nacho Libre (2006)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/JamesGrec/nacholibre_dvd_ws_front-1.jpg
Jack Black was still riding high off the wave of residual goodwill from School of Rock when he decided to team up with Napoleon Dynamite mastermind Jared Hess for this willfully eccentric take on the weird world of Mexican wrestling.
With his bushy fro, pot belly and mustache, Black's Ignacio is but a simple cook for a poor monastery who secretly dreams of luchador glory. When he joins forces with buddy Steven "Héctor Jiménez" to become an overnight wrestling sensation, his ego gets a little too big for his spandex.