Frank Gannucci
10-16-2012, 11:40 PM
(Ralph & Ed have just watched the game from Norton’s apartment.)
Ed: “Oh, those Yankees really got their clocks cleaned.”
Ralph: “They sure did boy. Now the Yankees are down 3-0, and now have to win the next four games. I soooo wanted to go to a Yankee World Series. I had tickets to a game 5 World Series but that series ended in four games."
(Ed blows his nose in sadness.)
Ed: “I want to go to pal. I don’t care who they face. It could have been a great matchup seeing a National League team at Yankee Stadium.”
Ralph: “I bet that Joe Fenstablau and Garrity are happy. They soooo wanted the Yankees to lose tonight.”
(Phone rings. Ed answers.)
Ed: “Hello?”
Joe (over phone): “Hello Norton! Is Ralph up there?”
Ed: “Yeah, he is.” (to Ralph): “It’s for you Ralphie.”
(Ralph gets the phone.)
Ralph: “Hello?”
Joe (over phone): “Ralph, I got it on good authority that the Yankees will lose.”
Ralph: “You wanna bet?”
Joe (over phone): “Since the Yankees are down 3-0, yes. If they lose, you owe me $30. If they win, I owe you $30.”
Ralph: “Deal pal.”
Ralph (to Ed): “See, unlike Garrity, I am not dumb. I like the Yankees.”
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): “HEY GARRITY, BECAUSE I AM A YANKEE FAN, I WILL MAKE MONEY. I MADE A BET WITH SONEONE THAT IF THEY YANKEES WIN, THEY OWE ME MONEY AND IF THEY DON’T, I OWE THEM MONEY. UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE A BRAIN.”
(Ralph gets hit with a pie from Garrity.)
Ralph (yells): “GARRITY, YOU ARE A LOSER.”
(Ralph gets doused with water.)
(Ralph & Garrity get into a fight. Ralph comes home with a black eye.)
Alice: “Ralph, what happened.”
Ralph: “I got into a fight with Garrity because I have a BIIIIG MOUTH.”
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: ‘Thank you. GOOD NIGHT.”
(Audience cheers.)
Ed: “Oh, those Yankees really got their clocks cleaned.”
Ralph: “They sure did boy. Now the Yankees are down 3-0, and now have to win the next four games. I soooo wanted to go to a Yankee World Series. I had tickets to a game 5 World Series but that series ended in four games."
(Ed blows his nose in sadness.)
Ed: “I want to go to pal. I don’t care who they face. It could have been a great matchup seeing a National League team at Yankee Stadium.”
Ralph: “I bet that Joe Fenstablau and Garrity are happy. They soooo wanted the Yankees to lose tonight.”
(Phone rings. Ed answers.)
Ed: “Hello?”
Joe (over phone): “Hello Norton! Is Ralph up there?”
Ed: “Yeah, he is.” (to Ralph): “It’s for you Ralphie.”
(Ralph gets the phone.)
Ralph: “Hello?”
Joe (over phone): “Ralph, I got it on good authority that the Yankees will lose.”
Ralph: “You wanna bet?”
Joe (over phone): “Since the Yankees are down 3-0, yes. If they lose, you owe me $30. If they win, I owe you $30.”
Ralph: “Deal pal.”
Ralph (to Ed): “See, unlike Garrity, I am not dumb. I like the Yankees.”
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): “HEY GARRITY, BECAUSE I AM A YANKEE FAN, I WILL MAKE MONEY. I MADE A BET WITH SONEONE THAT IF THEY YANKEES WIN, THEY OWE ME MONEY AND IF THEY DON’T, I OWE THEM MONEY. UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE A BRAIN.”
(Ralph gets hit with a pie from Garrity.)
Ralph (yells): “GARRITY, YOU ARE A LOSER.”
(Ralph gets doused with water.)
(Ralph & Garrity get into a fight. Ralph comes home with a black eye.)
Alice: “Ralph, what happened.”
Ralph: “I got into a fight with Garrity because I have a BIIIIG MOUTH.”
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: ‘Thank you. GOOD NIGHT.”
(Audience cheers.)