Here is something our dear friend Ashlee just said on SO.

"Bwaaaah!!!" a roar was heard. It was Heathclowffser!"Bwaaaah!!!" says (3:44 AM)
its ok TF i dont need the rubber


Please convince her to practice safe sex.

Go bite a hard one, Joe.

Go bite a hard one, Joe.
Looks like nothing I've said has helped :(

Looks like nothing I've said has helped :(
You can't get pregnant from that. Maybe you should read a book.

You can't get pregnant from that. Maybe you should read a book.
I'm sorry we were looking for "reed" - a tall, slender-leaved plant.

I'm sorry we were looking for "reed" - a tall, slender-leaved plant.
GO AWAY NOBODY EVER LIKED YOU.

GO AWAY NOBODY EVER LIKED YOU.
Go On?

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Go On?

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I've reported this thread.

I've reported this thread.
The report has been delivered to the cast of Modern Family, they said thank you.

I'm getting those hot flashes again. You know I don't need the rubbers no more.

One more insult and Janice will hear about this.

This is implying that there is such a thing as safe sex with me.

You guys ever notice how they put the condoms and the pregnancy tests in the same spot at the store.

Ponder that, Einstein.

What's your signature all about, TF. That your new age limit.

This is implying that there is such a thing as safe sex with me.
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/customavatars/avatar8890_178.gif

You guys ever notice how they put the condoms and the pregnancy tests in the same spot.

Ponder that, Einstein.
Lately I've been noticing some "Boy or Girl" tests in there too. Is this like how they advertise for psychic readings even though everyone knows those are just some old, mysterious Jamaican lady making up things as she goes?

You guys ever notice how they put the condoms and the pregnancy tests in the same spot.

Ponder that, Einstein.
I do not find this to be appropriate. I am crying right now.

Lately I've been noticing some "Boy or Girl" tests in there too. Is this like how they advertise for psychic readings even though everyone knows those are just some old, mysterious Jamaican lady making up things as she goes?
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/customavatars/avatar8890_178.gif

What's your signature all about, TF. That your new age limit.
That would be a commemoration on my 10th year at SO as of July. A whole decade.

It's in pink and blue because of HAPPY DAYS HAPPY DAYS HAPPY DAYS.

That would be a commemoration on my 10th year at SO as of July. A whole decade.

It's in pink and blue because ofHAPPY DAYSHAPPY DAYSHAPPY DAYS.
Oh yeah I remember when you used to like real sitcoms.

That would be a commemoration on my 10th year at SO as of July. A whole decade.

It's in pink and blue because ofHAPPY DAYSHAPPY DAYSHAPPY DAYS.
Sorry I'm pulling Happy Days from the schedule. It will return March 19th, 2018. Love, NBC.

I do not find this to be appropriate. I am crying right now.
Good.

Good.
I do believe this is bullying Al Roker told me so.

You Can Call Me Al is over. Bye.

Oh yeah I remember when you used to like real sitcoms.
What, do you think I stopped liking Happy Days? I'll have you know I still watch that.

I do believe this is bullying Al Roker told me so.
Nobody ever liked you, Matt Lauer.

What, do you think I stopped liking Happy Days? I'll have you know I still watch that.
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/customavatars/avatar12374_241.gif

Sorry I'm pulling Happy Days from the schedule. It will return March 19th, 2018. Love, NBC.
By then it'll just be some show about the 70's, and FOX already perfected that idea.

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For what it's worth, I think Aubrey Plaza is really hot.

By then it'll just be some show about the 70's, and FOX already perfected that idea.
Dear TF,

Something worked for another network? Golly, let's do that, then!

Love, NBC

This is implying that there is such a thing as safe sex with me.
this is why he is known as "Captain Laser Pants"

this is why he is known as "Captain Laser Pants"
It ain't the pants that's got the power of a laser.

It ain't the pants that's got the power of a laser.
also why he must wear his rubber-nipple protectors at all times.

This is implying that there is such a thing as safe sex with me.
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God.

God.
The DARK side of TF.

bless this thread

God.
I'm not God, I just tell it like it is.

The DARK side of TF.
You don't need to tell me about it. That kid is a demon disguised as Erik Estrada's left nipple.

You don't need to tell me about it. That kid is a demon disguised as Erik Estrada's left nipple.
EFD tried to warn me, but I didn't listen.

I'm not God, I just tell it like it is.
You and the Mormons, TF. You and the Mormons.

dum dum dum dum dum...

EFD tried to warn me, but I didn't listen.
It's okay. It's hard to listen to someone who is mixing syrup and red food dye and pouring it on Victoria's Secret ads.

It's okay. It's hard to listen to someone who is mixing syrup and red food dye and pouring it on Victoria's Secret ads.
If only that was the extent of it.

well I blame society - and Reganomics.

well I blame society - and Reganomics.
hCAE0t6KwJY

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I know the stakes aren't really that high but somehow that just makes it even SCARIER.

I know the stakes aren't really that high but somehow that just makes it even SCARIER.
Happy Birthday