Note: I'm back from Italy. So...

(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive home from Italy.)

Ralph: "Well, that was some trip. I can't decide what I liked the best. Was it the cruise, the Roman Coliseum etc.?

Ed: "Me neither Ralph. I did advise us not to go to the Coliseum since I thought the place as falling apart."

Trixie: "That is sooo you Ed to think that."

Ralph: "How about the cruise? I loved all the food."

Alice: "Yeah, the people at those restaurants said that you ate the most."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: "I loved the wine. When I drank it, I thought...mmmm BOY that was good booze."

Alice: "You did embarass me when you said to the captain what a cat was doing on the cruise."

Ralph: "What was a cat doing on the cruise?"

Alice: "It wasn't a cat. You had your Raccoon hat on backwards."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: "How about Rome? Rome was just like Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "Well, I hated to say goodbye to Italy."

Ralph: "Yeah, I said when I said goodbye was: 'Harry Vederchi.'"

(They sing "Do As The Romans Do.")

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)