I am completely in love with this show after watching it for the past month and one thing about the series sticks out in my mind as absolutely drop-dead hilarious -- Maryann stalking her ex-husband, Dr. Dick! Everytime she is stalking with or without Cybill, I just crack up! With all the pranks she pulls, like putting lyposuctioned fat into Dr. Dick's water system, she makes the show special! I don't know; I just find the stalkings hilarious! :happyface :happyface :happyface

Me too!!!

Did you notice that in the eppie where Cybill goes on a cruise ship and her and Maryanne had a fight over DR. DicK! Maryanne said the name "DICK" 63 times! I counted!!! I think that's the most in any eppie!!!!

Feen

Wow, 63? LOL!

Okay, here are some of Maryann's stalkings:

Maryann sat in her car at midnight outside of Dr. Dick's house to stalk him, and learns that he is cheating on her friend who she at first was only using to get more information on Dr. Dick because, as Maryann says, "It makes it so much easier to stalk him!"

Maryann and Ira go out to Dr. Dick's house, break in, steal his sterio that he never let Maryann touch, and buries it in a big hole in the ground. But before they close the hole back up, they pour mollassus (I don't know how to spell it!) all over the sterio.

Wow, 63? LOL!

Okay, here are some of Maryann's stalkings:

Maryann sat in her car at midnight outside of Dr. Dick's house to stalk him, and learns that he is cheating on her friend who she at first was only using to get more information on Dr. Dick because, as Maryann says, "It makes it so much easier to stalk him!"

Maryann and Ira go out to Dr. Dick's house, break in, steal his sterio that he never let Maryann touch, and buries it in a big hole in the ground. But before they close the hole back up, they pour mollassus (I don't know how to spell it!) all over the sterio.



For Maryann's bacholorette party, she, Cybill, Rachel, and Zoey go out to Dr. Dick's house in, as Cybill put it, "the final stalking of Dr. Dick." They plan to rewire his water-line and place lyposuctioned fat into the tubes so when he would turn the faucet on, gobs of fat would come out. And, as they do it, they learn that Dr. Dick's new wife is going to dump him, which makes Maryann's stalking act feel as if she's "kicking him when he's down!"

And in the final episode, Cybill and Maryann blow up all of his belongings in revenge against him stealing all of Maryann's money. And, in the end, we learn that they inadvertantly killed him!

There's got to be more, but I haven't seen all the episodes, so if you know any, add 'em in, and if I catch a new one, I'll add one in! :happyface :happyface :happyface

***Whoops! Sorry, I must have accidently pressed submit before I finished and it came on twice! Sorry! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I thought of one!!

This was from today's episode entitled...

TO SIR, WITH LUST

**Maryanne called the F.B.I. and said that Dr. Dick was the Uni-bomber..

**Maryanne super glued Dr. Dick's penis to his theigh.

**To get revenge on Maryanne, and the F.B.I. thing, Dr. Dick poisoned a bottle of Maryanne's finest wine.

**Haha! Do you think Maryanne would let that one slide? Noooo! Her and Cybill broke into Dr. Dick's home and set loose in his house a goat that had eaten 7 burittos and more brand flakes than Boca Ratone.

"I'll show him a raspy old goat!" ~Maryanne

That was a great eppie!

Feenster Girl

Originally posted by Princess Feenster

**Maryanne called the F.B.I. and said that Dr. Dick was the Uni-bomber.

Feenster Girl

That was FUNNY! :happyface :happyface :happyface

I remember the ep where they went to Andrea and Dr. Dick's wedding and ended with Cybill and her with cake in their face! Hahaha!!

That cracks me up!!! :lol: :rotflmao:


Feenster Girl

Cybill pushes Andrea in the fish pond! :rotflmao: