Fifty Shades of Lame: TV's Unsexiest Sex Scenes



"Dexter"


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We didn't think Season 6 of "Dexter" could get any worse — but Deb fell in love with her adopted sibling Dexter, as this creepy dream sequence demonstrated.

We pray that nightmare doesn't come true in Season 7.

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