Fifty Shades of Lame: TV's Unsexiest Sex Scenes



"True Blood"


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Bill's blind devotion to the literally dripping-in-blood vampire god/fallacy Lilith comes to its apex when he drinks her blood and has graphic, hallucinatory sex with Salome, during which his partner shape-shifts into both sweet, innocent Sookie and the blood-soaked curves of Lilith.

All we could think about was that dry-cleaning bill.

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