Fifty Shades of Lame: TV's Unsexiest Sex Scenes



"Mad Men"


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Why do we hate this scene so much? It's not because our beloved Joanie prostituted herself to become a partner of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce and land the Jaguar account.

It's that she did all of those things with a fat, grabby sleazeball with big, hairy manboobs. Yeah, it's definitely the manboobs.

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Megan toys with Don by cleaning their filthy white carpet in her underwear, resulting in an impromptu romp that's a mix of squirm-inducing violence and we-shouldn't-be-watching-this awkwardness.

Thanks for ruining all our naughty-maid fantasies, Draper!

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