Fifty Shades of Lame: TV's Unsexiest Sex Scenes



"American Horror Story"


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Perhaps still feeling guilty for cheating on his wife, Ben Harmon punctuates a feverish self-abuse sesh with a particularly ugly cry.

Guess we should have known from the very start that this horror story wouldn’t have a "happy ending."

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