Fifty Shades of Lame: TV's Unsexiest Sex Scenes



"Louie"


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Louie's blind date offers him oral service, but he balks when she wants reciprocation.

What does she do? She mounts him and "makes him."

We were just as scarred as Louie obviously was.

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