Note: I am going to Italy from Sep. 16-Oct. 3, so I am going to make an attempt to due a THREE week schedule. There is a possibility that stations like WCIUDT4 and WPIX may air the Honeymooners during the week of Oct. 3 as well as Honeymooners clips being shown on various stations as well as MeTV changing their schedule.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(MeTV TOO in Chicago [aka WCIUDT4]

(CC)

All times are Central.

Mon. Sep. 17, 2012 12:30a #81 (aka #73) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role.

1a #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph.
FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed.

(MeTV):

All times are Eastern.

All episodes are in CC.

This schedule is for some MeTV affiliates due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.

Sun. Sep. 16, 2012 5a #43 (aka #88) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

Mon. Sep. 17, 2012 5a #102 (aka #44/#62) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

Tue. Sep. 18, 2012 5a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.

Wed. Sep. 19, 2012 5a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.

Thu. Sep. 20, 2012 5a #103 (aka #41/#153) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Fri. Sep. 21, 2012 5a #108 (aka #70/#77) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed20Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Sun. Sep. 23, 2012 5a #44 (aka #92) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.

Mon. Sep. 24, 2012 5a #47 (aka #105) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny

Tue. Sep. 25, 2012 5a #48 (aka #155) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.

Wed. Sep. 26, 2012 5a #49 (aka #59) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

Thu. Sep. 27, 2012 5a #50 (aka #154) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.

Fri. Sep. 28, 2012 5a #51 (aka #55/#40) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Sun. Sep. 30, 2012 5a #45 (aka #98) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

Mon. Oct. 1, 2012 5a #52 (aka #80) – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part One)”: Ralph must sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit. Ralph pretends he has a bad back to force her out, but Aunt Ethel stays to nurse Ralph back to health.

Tue. Oct. 2, 2012 5a #53 – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part Two)”: Ralph and Ed introduce Aunt Ethel to the neighborhood butcher, hoping the two will get married and Aunt Ethel will leave.

Wed. Oct. 3, 2012 5a #54 (aka #63) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Thu. Oct. 4, 2012 5a #56 (aka #85) – “The People's Choice (Part One)”: When Ralph heroically captures a murderer on his bus, he is asked to run for public office.

Fri. Oct. 5, 2012 5a #57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.

(WPIX) & (WPIXD) [aka New York feed of CWHD]:

(Note: The Honeymooners is not available in HD. So WPIX puts a black picture frame around the show on it's HD feed.)

(CC)

Sat. Sep. 15, 2012 3:30a #79 (aka #99) - *“Peacemaker”: Ralph acts as peacemaker when Norton and Trixie's fighting keeps him awake all night.

Mon. Sep. 17, 2012 3:30a #80 (aka #157) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

*: This episode has been edited HEAVILY.

Credit goes to zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, the honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.