Biggest August Box-Office Bombs: 17 Movies That Tanked At The End Of Summer
08/27/2012


August can be a rough month for movie fans. With every major summer blockbuster already out in theaters, studios look to shove out whatever bottom-of-the-barrel project they have laying around the office.

So to celebrate (and complain about) the end of summer, let's take a look at the biggest box-office bombs in the month of August.









Honky Tonk Freeway (1981)


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As the folks behind 1981's Honky Tonk Freeway found out, not all British comedy translates overseas.

This costly flop is considered one of the worst in movie history, making $2 million on a $24 million budget.









Shanghai Surprise (1986)


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Good news: This movie was nominated for a ton of awards.

Bad news: Those awards were Razzies.


Yes, this 1986 film starring Sean Penn and Madonna as two newlyweds living in China is as bad as it sounds (Madge was awarded the Worst Actress of the year.)

Shanghai went on to gross $2.3 million from its $17 million budget.









The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)


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A movie based on a series of trading cards? That sounds like an idea Hollywood would have today.

Alas, this film hit theaters in 1987 and grossed an abysmal $1.8 million on a $30 million budget.

(Also, what the hell did they spend $30 million on?!)









Christopher Columbus: The Discovery (1992)


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Marlon Brando had a string of flops at the end of his career, including this underwhelming 1992 film about the events leading up to Columbus's trip to the New World.

Despite Brando being cast as the Grand Inquisitor Tomás de Torquemada -- and Tom Selleck as King Ferdinand V (um, what?) -- The Discovery made $8.3 million off its $45 million budget.









Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992)


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Originally released in Japan, Nemo bombed at the U.S. box office, bringing in $11.4 million in ticket sales (despite generally positive reviews from critics).









The Meteor Man (1993)


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Only a handful of filmmakers have been able to successfully write, direct, produce and star in their own movies.

Robert Townsend found this out the hard way with The Meteor Man, a film about a superhero who develops powers after being struck by a meteor.

With an estimated $30 million budget, the flick brought in only $8 million in ticket sales.









The Fan (1996)


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Audiences had no interest in seeing Robert De Niro as an obsessed baseball fan in this far-fetched 1996 flick.

Not even Wesley Snipes' star power (at the time, anyway) could save the film's box office return: $18 million on a $55 million budget.









The Stupids (1996)


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John Landis may be one of the best comedy directors ever, but even he couldn't prevent this 1996 film from posting a terrible return.

Based on the famous Stupids books by Harry Allard, the Tom Arnold-starring movie made $2.4 million in ticket sales on a $25 million budget.









Event Horizon (1997)


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Coming off the success of Mortal Kombat, director Paul W.S. Anderson turned to the future, with the film Event Horizon.

Unfortunately, the movie didn't pan out nearly as well as Kombat, making back less than half of its $60 million budget.









Kull the Conqueror (1997)


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What was originally intended to be a third Conan movie (that is until Arnold Schwarzenegger refused to reprise his role) turned into a spinoff featuring lesser known barbarian Kull.

Sorry, Kevin Sorbo, but your action skills are no good here: The film's $30 million budget netted a paltry $6.1 million at the box office.









The 13th Warrior (1999)


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Movies based on Michael Crichton novels are usually hit or miss at the theater. In the case of The 13th Warrior, it was the latter.

This 1999 historical fiction flick, starring Antonio Banderas as an emissary who joins a band of Norse warriors, made $61.7 million in ticket sales, well below its eye-popping $160 million budget.









The Astronaut's Wife (1999)


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Johnny Depp! Charlize Theron! The Astronaut's Wife had to be a success, right? Wrong.

Unfortunately, this stale 1999 thriller, about an astronaut (Depp) who starts acting strange after returning from space, ended up grossing just under $20 million on a $75 million budget.









Dudley Do-Right (1999)


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Sure, a spinoff for a Rocky and Bullwinkle character -- particularly one about a doltish Canadian Mountie -- seems like a decent idea.

Unfortunately, this 1999 comedy starring Brendan Fraser fell completely flat, bringing in almost $10 million on a $70 million budget.









Osmosis Jones (2001)


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A cast that included Bill Murray, Chris Rock, William Shatner and Laurence Fishburne didn't stop this part-animated, part-life action flick from ending up on the list.

Despite a $70 million budget, Osmosis brought in a measly $14 million in ticket sales.









The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)


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A movie about a former smuggler who starts a night club (in space!), Pluto Nash is not only one of August's worst flops ever, but one of the biggest box-office busts of all time.

It had production costs of about $120 million and only $7 million in worldwide profits. You do the math.

Gigli (2003)


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It should be no surprise that one of the worst movies ever was also one of history's biggest flops.

In the end, this 2003 flick, starring Ben Affleck as a mobster who's forced to kidnap the mentally challenged younger brother of a federal prosecutor (yeeesh), grossed only $7.3 million to its $70 million budget.









The Great Raid (2005)


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The poster for this film boasts "The most daring rescue mission of our time." Too bad no one came out to witness it.

Starring Joseph Fiennes and James Franco, The Great Raid grossed $10.8 million on a huge $80 million budget.

http://news.moviefone.com/2012/08/27/biggest-august-box-office-bombs_n_1833787.html?

I have heard of most of them, but I haven't seen any of them, me and a lot of other people :lol:

I've actually seen the majority of the films listed here. The two that I haven't seen are Christopher Columbus and Little Nemo.

Some of these movies didn't flop because they were bad, it was probably due to bad marketing and lack of interest from the general audience.



I actually really enjoy Kull the Conqueror, The 13th Warrior, The Astronaut's Wife and The Great Raid.

Some of the other ones, like Pluto Nash, Gigli and Dudley Do-Right, were just plain horrible.

Garbage Pail Kids I watched when I was a kid, it's one of those so-bad-it's-good type flicks.

i won the sutpids its really funny if you wont to watch a funny moive i own kul too iliked i i seen litle nenom i don't rember it i was likllet kidwhne i saw it

I dont think I've watched a single movie on that list. And it seems like I didnt miss anything. Wow, even the minor synopsis they give about the movie seems dull.

Osmosis Jones was pretty good. I don't think I've seen any of these others, though I've heard of them all.

I watched the beginning of Gigli when it was on our housing channel in college (for free). My roommate and I watched about 20 minutes before we couldn't take it anymore and turned it off. That's 20 minutes of my life I can never get back.

Out of that list I've seen Meteor Man, Little Nemo and The Astronaut's Wife and I enjoyed them. I discovered Little Nemo one evening because I used to work at a video store and we had two TV's mounted on the wall which were used to show movies. We were only allowed to play G, PG, or mild PG-13 movies and I found Nemo on the shelf and the story looked interesting. It was a slow night and I ended up watching most of the movie. It hardly got rented out...everyone was into Disney animation back in the early 90's.