How to play: The first poster asks a question about the show, it's characters, themes etc. and the next poster PURPOSELY answers with a wrong answer -often with humorous results. That poster then asks the next question:

Examples:

(P#1). What is the name of the paper company in The Office?

(P#2) Dandruff-Muffler
What city is the show based on?

(P#3) Schenectady, NY
What is Pam's maiden name?

etc.....
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FIRST REAL Q:

Who fires Jan from her job in the NYC Corporate Office?

Who fires Jan from her job in the NYC Corporate Office?
Dwight Shrute was summoned by David Wallace to deliver the sad news to Jan.

After Ryan dumped Kelly to move to NY, who did Kelly start a new office romance with?

The janitor from Vance Refrigeration.

What is the name of David Wallace's great invention?

What is the name of David Wallace's great invention?
David Wallace came up with the brilliant invention of a hand-held baked potato opener.

What kind of special favors did Merideth recieve from the office supply guy?

She received free neon-colored post-it's and six Mr. Sharpies in the colors of her choice.

What did Kevin win a Dundee for?

What did Kevin win a Dundee for?
kevin won a dundee for office hunk.


how did michael find out that stanley hudson was having an affair?

He heard about it from his medium on the Psychic Hotline

Who were the Princes, and why did Michael and Dwight go to meet them?

Who were the Princes, and why did Michael and Dwight go to meet them?
The Prince's were a family run company of scented candles which was a major competitor with Jan's candle company called Serenity by Jan. Michael and Dwight went there to set fire to the Prince's warehouse.

Why did Holly think Kevin was ********?

Because she saw an Accounting For Dummies book on his desk.

Why does Michael decide to go to the Nashua Office with Pam?

Why does Michael decide to go to the Nashua Office with Pam?
Michael and Pam wanted to take a secret romance rendezvous at a ski lodge in New Hampshire. They went to the Nashua branch office so they had a legitimite excuse for being in that area.

How did Dwight cause Stanley to have a heart attack?

He gave Stanley some Schrute Farm Beet Juice, not knowing that Stanley was highly allergic to it.

How does Michael sign the anti-harrassment form that Mr. Brown gave him?

How does Michael sign the anti-harrassment form that Mr. Brown gave him?
Michael signs Mr. Brown's contract as George Washington

What were Darryl and Jim competing at that caused tension between their girlfriends Pam and Kelly?

Corn-shucking at the annual Lackawanna county fair - held at Steamtown Mall.

Who is "Sprinkles"?

Who is "Sprinkles"?
"Sprinkles" is the name of Andy's childhood maid. He found out she died when Kevin was transferring reception calls after Pam quit.

When Michael was assembling his "dream team" for The Michael Scott Paper Company, where did he find Ryan?

"Sprinkles" is the name of Andy's childhood maid. He found out she died when Kevin was transferring reception calls after Pam quit.

When Michael was assembling his "dream team" for The Michael Scott Paper Company, where did he find Ryan?

Selling boot-legged paper in front of The Pennsylvania Paper & Supply Company.

When Michael threatens to jump from the roof of the company, what is he planning to jump into?

When Michael threatens to jump from the roof of the company, what is he planning to jump into?
Michael plans to jump way up from the roof down into a nice squishy pile of Dwight's fresh horse manuer imported from the beet farm.

What duty does Dwight assign to himself at Phyllis' wedding?

Michael plans to jump way up from the roof down into a nice squishy pile of Dwight's fresh horse manuer imported from the beet farm.

What duty does Dwight assign to himself at Phyllis' wedding?

Assistant (to the) Handicapped Bathroom Attendant.

Who turns out to be the whistleblower regarding the defective Sabre printers?

Assistant (to the) Handicapped Bathroom Attendant.
:lol: :lol: :lol: That's a good one!

Who turns out to be the whistleblower regarding the defective Sabre printers?
After Darryl filmed Andy demonstrating how the printers caught on fire, the video tape mysteriously found its way to Hank the security guy. He was still disgruntled about the time he showed up late at night to unlock the parking lot fence after everyone had gone. So to seek revenge, Hank sent the tape to Jo Bennett.


What was Kelly's flirty way of introducing herself to D'Angelo (Michael's replacement) ?

Walking in without a shirt on.

What's Stanleys favorite song for leaving work?

Walking in without a shirt on.

What's Stanleys favorite song for leaving work?

Hail To Thee Fair Scranton-Queen of the Lackawannas

Who in the office has a fondness for mung beans?

Who in the office has a fondness for mung beans?
Ryan likes to snack on mung beans so he has fresh breath when kissing Kelly.

Why did Michael send Oscar a text message to come up to the hotel suite at the shareholder's meeting?

Because Michael needed to quickly learn the difference between the FIFO and LILO amortization principles for prepping with Dave Wallace.

What does Phyllis's husband do for a living?

What does Phyllis's husband do for a living?
Phyllis' husband is Vance Cooper of Cooper's Seafood.

Why did Toby Flenderson quit being a priest and become an HR guy?

Phyllis' husband is Vance Cooper of Cooper's Seafood.

Why did Toby Flenderson quit being a priest and become an HR guy?


Because he thought HR meant human "relations" and he was tired of being celibate.

In the S#2 ep "The Fire" who started the fire in the toaster oven, and with what?

In the S#2 ep "The Fire" who started the fire in the toaster oven, and with what?
Kelly started the fire when she took it upon herself to dry Ryan's rain-soacked shoes in the toaster oven.

How did Darryl really injure himself when he was trying to claim worker's comp? What did super sleuth Dwight uncover?

Kelly started the fire when she took it upon herself to dry Ryan's rain-soacked shoes in the toaster oven.

How did Darryl really injure himself when he was trying to claim worker's comp? What did super sleuth Dwight uncover?

Darryl really injured himself at home when he stubbed his toe on a Deluxe Joe Forman King Size refrigerator - not at the warehouse against a canister of Dundee's like he claimed.

Dwight, who was always suspicious of Darryl, had planted Schrute mini-cameras in Darryl's kitchen and the warehouse. The camera verified EXACTLY where the stubbing took place.

What is a "Dundee"?

What is a "Dundee"?
A "Dundee" refers to an occurance in which Merideth bags an office hunk. Merideth has lots and lots of "Dundees."

Why did Michael insist on bringing a chainsaw with him when he and Pam went on the tour of office branches?

A "Dundee" refers to an occurance in which Merideth bags an office hunk. Merideth has lots and lots of "Dundees."

Why did Michael insist on bringing a chainsaw with him when he and Pam went on the tour of office branches?

Because he heard a rumor that most of the offices were out of paper and wanted to chop down a few trees to make some.

In the "Halloween" ep, who does Michael end up firing?

In the "Halloween" ep, who does Michael end up firing?
When Michael was all set to fire Creed, Creed talked him into firing the head of the office cleaning crew instead

Why did Pam quit art school?

When Michael was all set to fire Creed, Creed talked him into firing the head of the office cleaning crew instead

Why did Pam quit art school?

To go into a business venture with Dwight.

When Michael quits to form his own paper company, who from the office joins him?

When Michael quits to form his own paper company, who from the office joins him?
Michael and Charles Miner decided to join forces and team up against David Wallace by forming The Michael Scott Paper Co.

Which office hunk caught the eye of Stanley's daughter on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day?

Michael and Charles Miner decided to join forces and team up against David Wallace by forming The Michael Scott Paper Co.

Which office hunk caught the eye of Stanley's daughter on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day?

Kevin!

How does Michael feel about Toby?

How does Michael feel about Toby?
For reasons that cannot be explained, Michael feels that Toby is his best friend, and he also has a non-gay crush on him.

Why was Ryan fired from his corporate job at Dunder Mifflin?

For reasons that cannot be explained, Michael feels that Toby is his best friend, and he also has a non-gay crush on him.

Why was Ryan fired from his corporate job at Dunder Mifflin?

Because he attempted to date Kelly at the height of Ramadan.

What serious illness did Jo survive?

What serious illness did Jo survive?
Jo survived being on the brink of death after she was mauled and gobbled up by a gang of alligators in Talahassee.

What made Angela finally dissolve the baby contract she had with Dwight?

Jo survived being on the brink of death after she was mauled and gobbled up by a gang of alligators in Talahassee.

What made Angela finally dissolve the baby contract she had with Dwight?

When she decided to groom the Senator's "beard" lol!

What activity does Phyllis catch Angela and Dwight doing?

What activity does Phyllis catch Angela and Dwight doing?
Phyllis catches Angela giving party planning money to Dwight as a bribe. Angela was bribing Dwight to give her his secret family recipe for beet pie.

Why does Michael eat a bowl of mayonnaise as "comfort food?"

Phyllis catches Angela giving party planning money to Dwight as a bribe. Angela was bribing Dwight to give her his secret family recipe for beet pie.

Why does Michael eat a bowl of mayonnaise as "comfort food?"

(Good one Roger!)

Because Todd Packer told Michael it was an aphrodisiac, and would make him more comfortable with meeting new women.

Who did Michael run over in the parking lot?

(Good one Roger!)
:lol: :lol:

Who did Michael run over in the parking lot?
Michael purposely ran over Kelly because he was jealous of the attention Ryan was giving her.

Why did Michael's date Carol dress up as a cheerleader at Kelly's Duwali Indian party?

It was her way of "rooting" for the Indians. In addition, it is the custom of this particular holiday that any non-Indian woman not in a sari must wear a revealing, but tasteful, costume.

What happened to the "chair catalogue girl" Michael had a crush on?

What happened to the "chair catalogue girl" Michael had a crush on?
Dwight did some research and found out that the chair catalogue girl that Michael was crushing on was Todd Packer's wife. Michael then fell into a deep depression.

Why was Michael going to charge Dwight rent to live in his condo?

Because Dwight's SEVERAL yellow short sleeve shirts and bee hives were taking up too much room.

When Michael negotiates the buyout with David Wallace, what job does he demand Pam receive?

When Michael negotiates the buyout with David Wallace, what job does he demand Pam receive?
Michael tells David that part of his demands is that Pam is given her own art room in the office.....that she will be paid to paint murals for the office.

How does Darryl react when Kelly dumps him in a text message that Ryan has prepared for send?

Michael tells David that part of his demands is that Pam is given her own art room in the office.....that she will be paid to paint murals for the office.

How does Darryl react when Kelly dumps him in a text message that Ryan has prepared for send?

He get's furious and has violent sex with the blow up doll he has of her.

Name one of Merideth's "wardrobe malfunctions" on "Casual Day".

Name one of Merideth's "wardrobe malfunctions" on "Casual Day".
When Merideth realizes that it's a casual day in the office, she rips open her sweater revealing a skanky blouse with nipple cut-outs.

Who does Andy mistakenly give a romantic valentine card to?

The cleaning lady

Where does Jim break up with Karen?

Where does Jim break up with Karen?
When Jim takes Karen up to Schrute Farms for the weekend, he is expecting a romantic time. But when Karen is unimpressed with Moes' demonstration of table making, Jim becomes furious and dumps Karen on the spot.

Whose outrageous behavior led to Stanley having a heart attack? And what were the details of the incident?

Michael put a whoopie cushion on Stanley's chair. Stanley's immediate embarrassment from the prank caused him to have the myocardial infarction.

After this happened Dwight and Angela tripped over each wildly spraying Lysol all over the place. Kevin, meanwhile sat there giggling and stuffing M & M's up his nose.



What university did Andy graduate from?

What university did Andy graduate from?
Andy graduated with honors from The DeVry Institute.

What off-off-off Broadway musical was Andy staring in when he was trying to woo Erin away from Gabe?

The Scranton Steamtown Follies. And it was indeed off off Broadway -130 miles to be exact - as it premiered in the Hoosic Playhouse.

What department in the Dunder-Mifflen Scranton office is headed by Angela?

What department in the Dunder-Mifflen Scranton office is headed by Angela?
Angela was appointed head accountant by Kevin who she had to sleep with in order to get the job.

Why does Michael think he got an STD from one of his former lovers?

Because he started getting a disgusting yellow discharge from his nose.

When David Wallace buys out the Michael Scott Paper Company, what happens to Charles?

When David Wallace buys out the Michael Scott Paper Company, what happens to Charles?
Charles is later offered a manager job at the Taco Bell.

When Dwight buys the Scranton office park, the Dunder Mifflin employees complain about a lot of stuff (mostly Pam) who bluffs about finding a new office space for the employees. How does Dwight discover that Pam was only bluffing.

With his super duper Schruter scooter spy cam of course!

Who comes dressed as Olive Oyl to the office Halloween party?

Who comes dressed as Olive Oyl to the office Halloween party?
Gabe who loves cross-dressing came to the Halloween party dressed as Olive Oyl.

After the Dundees ceremony at Chili's one year, why did the restaurant manager make a photocopy of Pam's driver's license and banish her from the premises forever?

Gabe who loves cross-dressing came to the Halloween party dressed as Olive Oyl.

After the Dundees ceremony at Chili's one year, why did the restaurant manager make a photocopy of Pam's driver's license and banish her from the premises forever?

Because he thought she was a spy from Cooper's.

What secret does Jim reveal to Pam on Casino Night?

What secret does Jim reveal to Pam on Casino Night?
On casino night, Jim was bursting with lustful feelings for someone he had a crush on for many years. When he saw this person, he finally realized that it was much more than a crush....it was true love. Unable to keep his feelings to himself any longer, Jim decided to unburden himself and confess to his very best friend, Pam. He admitted to Pam that he has had romantic feelings for Dwight K. Schrute for many years now. He admitted that he was deeply in love with Dwight and that he would go to the ends of the earth to win his heart.

Why couldn't Kevin Malone wear his shoes the Niagra wedding? And what was his solution to his problem?

Because he purchased them on the Canadian side and didn't have enough money for the U.S. Customs duty upon crossing the Rainbow Bridge.

Desperate, he begs Phyllis for a pair of her pumps, as his foot size matches hers.

Who, in the office, has a penchant for kleptomania?

Who, in the office, has a penchant for kleptomania?
Andy Bernard likes to steal other people's tea bags so he can dunk them into his coffee.

When Michael threatened to jump off the roof of the building into the bouncey castle, who talked him into coming down safely? And how?

Creed, who told Michael to jump into a large pile of mung bean hemp, which is known for its strong cushioning effect.

Who, in The Office, goes especially gaga on "Pretzel Day"?

Who, in The Office, goes especially gaga on "Pretzel Day"?
Michael Scott got especially excited on pretzel day because he used the excuse to go sneak off and meet Jan for a quickie.

What were Dwight and Michael trying to steal from the Utica Branch of Dunder Mifflin?

Michael Scott got especially excited on pretzel day because he used the excuse to go sneak off and meet Jan for a quickie.

What were Dwight and Michael trying to steal from the Utica Branch of Dunder Mifflin?

The branch's secret recipe for Utica Green Half Moon Tomato pie.

Who in The Office is always calling Jim "Tuna" and why?

Who in The Office is always calling Jim "Tuna" and why?
Dwight is always calling Jim "tuna" because Dwight is obsessed with black bears and he says that black bears like to snatch tuna fish from the waters and devour them.

Why did Jan lose her law suit against Dunder Mifflin?

Dwight is always calling Jim "tuna" because Dwight is obsessed with black bears and he says that black bears like to snatch tuna fish from the waters and devour them.

Why did Jan lose her law suit against Dunder Mifflin?

Because she refused to sleep with Toby, who used his H.R. prowess undermine her case.

Who sends Michael and Dwight the Gaydar detector?

Who sends Michael and Dwight the Gaydar detector?
Oscar's family from Mexico sent him a gaydar detector for the purpose of locating potential male dates. One day, Oscar left the gaydar detector on his desk and Dwight snatched it so he could conduct his own investigation.

What song does Andy sing to Angela when he is attempting to woo her?

Oscar's family from Mexico sent him a gaydar detector for the purpose of locating potential male dates. One day, Oscar left the gaydar detector on his desk and Dwight snatched it so he could conduct his own investigation.

What song does Andy sing to Angela when he is attempting to woo her?

My Frigid Valentine (Sweet Adulterous Valentine)

What unconventional activity does Jim like to do with jello?

What unconventional activity does Jim like to do with jello?
Jim likes to use lime jello in his hair instead of buying mouse because he says men's hair products are too costly.

Why did Dwight object when Charles Miner had him switch from short-sleeve shirts to long-sleeve suit shirts?

Jim likes to use lime jello in his hair instead of buying mouse because he says men's hair products are too costly.

Why did Dwight object when Charles Miner had him switch from short-sleeve shirts to long-sleeve suit shirts?

Because it made it harder for Dwight to work on his beet garden in back of the Dunder Mifflin office complex.

Where do Pam and Jim hold their wedding?

Where do Pam and Jim hold their wedding?
Oscar talks Jim and Pam into having a traditional Mexican wedding in his homeland of Mexico. They all had flan instead of a cake.

Why does Dwight ask men on the corner if they are a "bueno worker?"

Oscar talks Jim and Pam into having a traditional Mexican wedding in his homeland of Mexico. They all had flan instead of a cake.

Why does Dwight ask men on the corner if they are a "bueno worker?"

Because he was thinking of transferring to La Papelita, a Dunder-Mifflin subsidiary located in Buenos Aires. And wanted to learn more about the city.

When working as a salesman under Sabre, why does Michael decide he wants to switch back to a managerial position?

When working as a salesman under Sabre, why does Michael decide he wants to switch back to a managerial position?
Michael was sorry he switched to sales because he was trapped at his desk next to Dwight forcing him to smell Dwight's dirty adult diaper filled with pee that he was wearing. Dwight decided to pee in his pants rather than waste company time by going to the bathroom.

When Dwight and Angela were consulting with the attorney about their baby contract, why were Angela's teeth purple?

Michael was sorry he switched to sales because he was trapped at his desk next to Dwight forcing him to smell Dwight's dirty adult diaper filled with pee that he was wearing. Dwight decided to pee in his pants rather than waste company time by going to the bathroom.

When Dwight and Angela were consulting with the attorney about their baby contract, why were Angela's teeth purple?

Because she had just brushed them with Schrute Farms Oganically Made Beet Toothpaste (which turns from deep red to purple upon oxidation.)

When the "bag lady" finishes selling her wares for the day, who from The Office gives her a lift?

When the "bag lady" finishes selling her wares for the day, who from The Office gives her a lift?
Katie the purse lady was so full of gratitude when Michael made her fresh espresso, so she decided to go on a date with him to Starbuck's.

On the booze cruise, who does Captain Jack end up having a quickie with?

Katie the purse lady was so full of gratitude when Michael made her fresh espresso, so she decided to go on a date with him to Starbuck's.

On the booze cruise, who does Captain Jack end up having a quickie with?


The inflatable Queen of Lackawanna doll.

And who ends up in the brig on this ep?

And who ends up in the brig on this ep?
Captain Jack decides to put Merideth in the brig for drunken disorderly conduct when she starts stripping and flashing her boobs while downing shots of whiskey.

What does Roy get Pam for Valentine's day?

Dinner for Two at the Lackawanna Whoopie Lounge in Moosic Township.

Why, in an early ep, does Todd Packer have to be chauffeured around the city?

Why, in an early ep, does Todd Packer have to be chauffeured around the city?
Todd Packer took too much Viagra which resulted in a ten hour erection making it difficult for him to determine which was his parking brake and which was his "stuff." So he was chauffeured around town by Kevin who thougt the whole situation was hilarious.

What made Michael re-think his decision to dump Jan after a day at the Steamtown mall with the girls?

Todd Packer took too much Viagra which resulted in a ten hour erection making it difficult for him to determine which was his parking brake and which was his "stuff." So he was chauffeured around town by Kevin who thougt the whole situation was hilarious.

What made Michael re-think his decision to dump Jan after a day at the Steamtown mall with the girls?

(Love that one! Lmao)


Jan's idea to start a candle business. Michael always had a thing for candles.

What is Toby's job title at The Office?

(Love that one! Lmao)
:lol: :lol: :lol: I can picture Kevin chuckling the whole time!



What is Toby's job title at The Office?
According to Michael, Toby's office title is Satan's spawn, Captain Boring or The Silent Killer.

Why does Jo decide to de-mote Dwight from Acting Manager?

Because she caught him putting Michael's rolladex in jello mold, and accused him of stealing Jim's ideas.

Describe Jo's managerial style.

Describe Jo's managerial style.
Jo is actually just a puppet of Gabe's. Gabe is the actual master-mind of Sabre. He dictates orders to Jo and she merely spits them out as if they are her own managerial ideas. For personal reasons, Gabe does not want anyone to know that he is actually in total charge.

Whose Halloween costume won when the grand prize was a coupon book? And what was the costume?

Merideth won the prize for coming as a near naked Dundee.

What type of pet is Angela especially fond of?

What type of pet is Angela especially fond of?
Angela loves pigs. She trains them to poo on command so she can sell their manuer to Dwight for his farm.

How did Michael propose to Holly?

Via a Ben Franklin male stripper-o-gram.

What does Holly initially think Kevin suffers from?

What does Holly initially think Kevin suffers from?
Holly initially believes Kevin to suffer from PTSD from being locked up in a federal prison. Dwight fools Holly into thinking that Kevin did hard time for embezlement and fraud.

Why did Toby become sexually enticed by Nellie's Halloween costume?

Because she had a W-4 form taped to the cleavage area of her costume.

What sport is Charles Miner fond of?

(Thought I'd give this thread a bump to see if someone would like to get it going again)

Charles is extremely fond of water croquet.

In "The Picnic" episode from S#5, what was the $250,000 question?

(holiday 2015 bump)

The $250K question was, "Who hits Michael during Diversity Day?"


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What big event do Pam & Jim host in Niagara Falls?

(holiday 2015 bump)

The $250K question was, "Who hits Michael during Diversity Day?"


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What big event do Pam & Jim host in Niagara Falls?

BUMP!

The Dundies.

What impression does Charles Miner have of Jim?