BensonFan
06-17-2012, 01:52 PM
Original Air Date: Oct 31, 1980
Season 2 has finally been released, and it’s back to episode threads! So let’s get right to it. IMPORTANT NOTE: My threads do contain episode spoilers so if you’ve never seen the episodes and don’t want to know what happens before seeing them, then please watch the episodes before reading. Just want to put that out there and maybe I will do that at the start of every thread from now on as a warning.
Now, there were two major character changes from Season 1 to Season 2: Taylor is gone and has been replaced by Clayton Endicott III, a similarly snobby and condescending aide to the Governor (it’s probably a toss-up as to who is worse). Also, a new character named Pete Downey is introduced. Pete is the Governor’s Press Secretary and his character comes with quite a bit of baggage (mainly his ex-wife Jeanine, who is mentioned very often but we never actually see her). Pete is also the “eater” on the show. You know how virtually every show out there has someone who is preoccupied with food, well he is the one! ;)
In this episode, an all-nighter at the Governor’s mansion to complete the new budget has everyone irritable and hungry at 2 am (and somehow there is NO food in the mansion to at least tide everyone over – go figure, huh?). Benson and Kraus are the “lucky ones” nominated to run out and bring some food back so that everyone can recharge and continue working.
The chosen location is Stan’s Speedy Mart, which looks like your average run-of-the-mill convenience store. (Now this would not be my first choice but I guess back in 1980 they didn’t have 24-hr Taco Bells and Burger Kings!). Of course the two just happen to be there at the perfect time, when two robbers enter the store wielding guns. Kraus, in her “infinite wisdom” blows Benson’s chance for a sneak attack on the thugs by pointing him out, as he was in the back of the store, just before he can throw a canned item at their heads (sometimes she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer). Now they are stuck.
There is a lot of banter between Kraus, Benson, the clerk and the thugs. Much of it showcases Kraus trying to be a tough woman and practically getting them all killed with her big mouth (see previous knife in the drawer comment). Meanwhile at the Governor’s mansion it is discovered that the two of them are in a hostage situation and the Governor must decide what to do to save their lives. To make a rather long story short, he eventually calls in a SWAT team and they are saved but getting to that point is where all the “fun” is at. :p
Overall I thought this was a pretty entertaining episode with some funny stuff going on. Some favorite quotes:
Kurt (thug): Who knows, if things were different, we just might get it together.
Kraus: I wouldn’t get it within 10 feet of you.
Pete: I don’t know why I ever got married.
Clayton: You needed a date for the prom.
Capt McDermott: Sweetheart, please, this is a man’s job.
Marcy: Oh, you’re gonna send out for somebody?
Capt McDermott: This country’s gone to hell since John Wayne died.
Benson: I don’t think they’re going to kill us. But you have to cooperate.
Kraus: Ja, easy for you to say. If that pig tried to kiss you, would you cooperate?
Benson: Yeah I’d kiss him. But I wouldn’t mean it.
Governor: What’ll you have, Clayton?
Clayton: I’d like very lean roast beef on white bread with the crusts trimmed, Boston lettuce, beefsteak tomatoes and Grey Poupon mustard.
Benson: Why don’t I just get you a gift certificate?
Marcy: Do you know I gave up a date for this? I was all packed and everything.
Clayton: Please. Spare us the steamy details of your personal life.
Marcy: Clayton, it’s late. I’m very tired, I have a headache, my left foot’s asleep, and my mouth feels like an ashtray. So kiss off!
Kraus: Maybe we should go somewhere else.
Benson: Kraus, I don’t want to spend all night getting this food. I want to get back and get to bed. (Clerk looks up and gives devious smile). Don’t even think it.
Governor: Make sure they squoosh the bread.
Benson: (laughing) Squoosh?
Kraus: I’ll be ready as soon as I put on my face.
Benson: (to himself) If she’s got another face, why has she been using that one?
Kraus: It worked, it worked, it worked! Oh Benson, you were magnificent.
Benson: Well Kraus, you weren’t so bad yourself.
(Kraus kisses Benson on the lips)
Benson: (disgusted look) Well I won’t tell anybody if you won’t.
Season 2 has finally been released, and it’s back to episode threads! So let’s get right to it. IMPORTANT NOTE: My threads do contain episode spoilers so if you’ve never seen the episodes and don’t want to know what happens before seeing them, then please watch the episodes before reading. Just want to put that out there and maybe I will do that at the start of every thread from now on as a warning.
Now, there were two major character changes from Season 1 to Season 2: Taylor is gone and has been replaced by Clayton Endicott III, a similarly snobby and condescending aide to the Governor (it’s probably a toss-up as to who is worse). Also, a new character named Pete Downey is introduced. Pete is the Governor’s Press Secretary and his character comes with quite a bit of baggage (mainly his ex-wife Jeanine, who is mentioned very often but we never actually see her). Pete is also the “eater” on the show. You know how virtually every show out there has someone who is preoccupied with food, well he is the one! ;)
In this episode, an all-nighter at the Governor’s mansion to complete the new budget has everyone irritable and hungry at 2 am (and somehow there is NO food in the mansion to at least tide everyone over – go figure, huh?). Benson and Kraus are the “lucky ones” nominated to run out and bring some food back so that everyone can recharge and continue working.
The chosen location is Stan’s Speedy Mart, which looks like your average run-of-the-mill convenience store. (Now this would not be my first choice but I guess back in 1980 they didn’t have 24-hr Taco Bells and Burger Kings!). Of course the two just happen to be there at the perfect time, when two robbers enter the store wielding guns. Kraus, in her “infinite wisdom” blows Benson’s chance for a sneak attack on the thugs by pointing him out, as he was in the back of the store, just before he can throw a canned item at their heads (sometimes she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer). Now they are stuck.
There is a lot of banter between Kraus, Benson, the clerk and the thugs. Much of it showcases Kraus trying to be a tough woman and practically getting them all killed with her big mouth (see previous knife in the drawer comment). Meanwhile at the Governor’s mansion it is discovered that the two of them are in a hostage situation and the Governor must decide what to do to save their lives. To make a rather long story short, he eventually calls in a SWAT team and they are saved but getting to that point is where all the “fun” is at. :p
Overall I thought this was a pretty entertaining episode with some funny stuff going on. Some favorite quotes:
Kurt (thug): Who knows, if things were different, we just might get it together.
Kraus: I wouldn’t get it within 10 feet of you.
Pete: I don’t know why I ever got married.
Clayton: You needed a date for the prom.
Capt McDermott: Sweetheart, please, this is a man’s job.
Marcy: Oh, you’re gonna send out for somebody?
Capt McDermott: This country’s gone to hell since John Wayne died.
Benson: I don’t think they’re going to kill us. But you have to cooperate.
Kraus: Ja, easy for you to say. If that pig tried to kiss you, would you cooperate?
Benson: Yeah I’d kiss him. But I wouldn’t mean it.
Governor: What’ll you have, Clayton?
Clayton: I’d like very lean roast beef on white bread with the crusts trimmed, Boston lettuce, beefsteak tomatoes and Grey Poupon mustard.
Benson: Why don’t I just get you a gift certificate?
Marcy: Do you know I gave up a date for this? I was all packed and everything.
Clayton: Please. Spare us the steamy details of your personal life.
Marcy: Clayton, it’s late. I’m very tired, I have a headache, my left foot’s asleep, and my mouth feels like an ashtray. So kiss off!
Kraus: Maybe we should go somewhere else.
Benson: Kraus, I don’t want to spend all night getting this food. I want to get back and get to bed. (Clerk looks up and gives devious smile). Don’t even think it.
Governor: Make sure they squoosh the bread.
Benson: (laughing) Squoosh?
Kraus: I’ll be ready as soon as I put on my face.
Benson: (to himself) If she’s got another face, why has she been using that one?
Kraus: It worked, it worked, it worked! Oh Benson, you were magnificent.
Benson: Well Kraus, you weren’t so bad yourself.
(Kraus kisses Benson on the lips)
Benson: (disgusted look) Well I won’t tell anybody if you won’t.