Frank Gannucci
06-08-2012, 06:39 PM
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
(WCIUDT4) (MeTV in Chicago [aka WMEU])
Note: This is not on MeTV's national feed. Since this station was the first MeTV station, the schedule may be different then the rest or at least most of the rest.
All episodes are in CC.
Central time unless otherwise noted.
Mon. June 11, 2012 1a #86 (aka #54/#37) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.
Mon. June 18, 2012 1a #87 (aka #94) – “The Hypnotist (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton see a demonstration by "The World's Greatest Hypnotist." When Alice won't give Ralph money for a convention trip, he decides that hypnotism might work on her.
(MeTV)
All times are Eastern.
All episodes are in CC.
This schedule is for some MeTV affiliates due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.
(Lost Episode schedule.)
Sun. June 10, 2012 5a #47 (aka #105) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny
Mon. June 11, 2012 5a #97 (aka #97 [same as the syndicated episode #]) – “Hero (Part One)”: Tommy, a fatherless boy, begins to idolize Ralph, inspiring Ralph to tell the boy exaggerated tales of his own boyhood.
Tue. June 12, 2012 5a #98 – “Hero (Part Two)”: Tommy asks Ralph to attend a Boy Scout competition with him, thinking Ralph will win all of the events because of Ralph's exaggerations.
Wed. June 13, 2012 5a #100 (aka #106) – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.
Thu. June 14, 2012 5a #101 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton wake up the neighborhood practicing for the contest.
Fri. June 15, 2012 5a #102 (aka #44/#62) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.
Sun. June 17, 2012 5a #48 (aka #155) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.
Mon. June 18, 2012 5a #104 (aka #96) – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part One)”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble.
Tue. June 19, 2012 5a #105 – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part Two)”: Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind ...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together.
Wed. June 20, 2012 5a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.
Thu. June 21, 2012 5a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.
Fri. June 22, 2012 #103 (aka #41/#153) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.
(Classic 39):
Mon. June 11, 2012 10:30p #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.
Tue. June 12, 2012 10:30p #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.
Wed. June 13, 2012 10:30p #004 (aka #112) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.
Thu. June 14, 2012 10:30p #005(aka #113) *- "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.
Fri. June 15, 2012 10:30p #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.
Mon. June 17, 2012 9:30p #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"
*: This episode has been edited HEAVILY.
Credit goes to zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, the honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.
(WCIUDT4) (MeTV in Chicago [aka WMEU])
Note: This is not on MeTV's national feed. Since this station was the first MeTV station, the schedule may be different then the rest or at least most of the rest.
All episodes are in CC.
Central time unless otherwise noted.
Mon. June 11, 2012 1a #86 (aka #54/#37) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.
Mon. June 18, 2012 1a #87 (aka #94) – “The Hypnotist (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton see a demonstration by "The World's Greatest Hypnotist." When Alice won't give Ralph money for a convention trip, he decides that hypnotism might work on her.
(MeTV)
All times are Eastern.
All episodes are in CC.
This schedule is for some MeTV affiliates due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.
(Lost Episode schedule.)
Sun. June 10, 2012 5a #47 (aka #105) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny
Mon. June 11, 2012 5a #97 (aka #97 [same as the syndicated episode #]) – “Hero (Part One)”: Tommy, a fatherless boy, begins to idolize Ralph, inspiring Ralph to tell the boy exaggerated tales of his own boyhood.
Tue. June 12, 2012 5a #98 – “Hero (Part Two)”: Tommy asks Ralph to attend a Boy Scout competition with him, thinking Ralph will win all of the events because of Ralph's exaggerations.
Wed. June 13, 2012 5a #100 (aka #106) – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.
Thu. June 14, 2012 5a #101 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton wake up the neighborhood practicing for the contest.
Fri. June 15, 2012 5a #102 (aka #44/#62) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.
Sun. June 17, 2012 5a #48 (aka #155) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.
Mon. June 18, 2012 5a #104 (aka #96) – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part One)”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble.
Tue. June 19, 2012 5a #105 – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part Two)”: Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind ...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together.
Wed. June 20, 2012 5a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.
Thu. June 21, 2012 5a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.
Fri. June 22, 2012 #103 (aka #41/#153) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.
(Classic 39):
Mon. June 11, 2012 10:30p #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.
Tue. June 12, 2012 10:30p #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.
Wed. June 13, 2012 10:30p #004 (aka #112) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.
Thu. June 14, 2012 10:30p #005(aka #113) *- "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.
Fri. June 15, 2012 10:30p #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.
Mon. June 17, 2012 9:30p #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"
*: This episode has been edited HEAVILY.
Credit goes to zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, the honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.