How to play: post a limerick. A limerick is a five line poem in the pattern AABBA where the indicated lines rhyme together. And of course NOTHING DIRTY.

An example:

A A B B A
That's the way!
It's not a tome
But a five line poem
I think I could write one a day!

There once was a girl from Dallas
Who went by the name of Alice
She was old and mean
She thought she was Queen
And why not ? She lived in a palace

Take two,they're small.


There once was this boy in school
Who everyone thought was a fool
He spent all of his time
Making words rhyme
And now some think that he's cool.

There once was a cow from Nantucket
Who prodigiously made milk by the bucket
According to reports
She produced many quarts
And her owner was happy to truck it

(Ode to Ozzie Nelson)

For a 50s father named Oz
Wolfing ice cream was a cause
He'd often exhort
"Let's each have a quart!"
And down a huge bowl without pause

This thread was built by Oh Nuts
Which certainly called for some guts
To go out on a limb
Sink or swim
Hoping this thread will kick butts

A man got bit by a rat
Then blamed it all on his cat
" You useless old blob "
" Killing rats is your job "
Then the cat laid down for his nap

There is a place called Missouri
Where people would leave in a hurry
They don't get very far
Without wallet and car
Cuz thieves leave them with nothing but worry

(Ode To My Three Sons)

My Three Sons is for everyone-
It's a show with lots of fun
Steve's a great dad
Who never got mad
That's why the show had a long run!

There once was a woman named Ruth
Whose mouth contained only a tooth
She spit when she talked
She limped as she walked
And was found to be rather uncouth

Bugs in my cereal,bugs in my bed
Bugs on my sofa,bugs on my head
Tried spraying
Tried praying
They refuse to be dead

(Ode to Samantha of Bewitched)

Sammy is a clever witch
Moving mountains with a twitch
She can clear most any mess
Before it causes great distress
Deftly, and smoothly, without a hitch!

There was a man from the south
Who kept a key in his mouth
When asked,why this is
He said with a lisp;
Tho I don't get locked out of my houth


You were wondering what I was going to rhyme with south and mouth ?
Sometimes you have to cheat.

This one started off as a limerick but I couldn't get off the first rhyme.


I saw a spider on the living room wall
I gave him a swat,I then watched him fall
I lifted my foot as he began to crawl
He was hard to crush,being so small
So I picked up a book and gave it my all
When I lifted the book he ran down the hall
He got in my bed,I never seen such gall
I was going to finish him off,but he began to bawl
So I just wished him goodnight,and goodnight to y'all

Twenty blackbirds and a crow
Eyed sumptuous corn lined in a row
They swooped down to have a feast
Unafraid of a big yellow beast
Sated and happy - up they go!

There was turmoil back in the kitchen
The cook was doin some bitchin
They had all dropped their pants
Cuz they were covered with ants
And all were sufferin from itchin

(Ode to The Sopranos)

Bada bing and bada boom
Watchin' the Sopranos in my room
Drama, omereta, famiglia, loans
Which rising star will "make his bones"?
And which unfortunate, his doom?

There once was a woman named June
Whose nose was shaped like a spoon
She was always quite busy
Stirring coffee and being dizzy
And didn't get home until noon.

(Ode To The Mary Tyler Moore Show)

Who can turn the world on with her smiles
And light up screens for many miles
Watching this show is always a treat
Cause Mary Richards is really sweet
Classy and tactful - without guile!

On a trip one day to the zoo
I happened to spot something new
A talking bear
Named O'Hare
Who greeted me, " How do you do?"


Are you making up those tv show limericks ?
Those are good.

Yes. thx!

Holly was a happy horse
Capering gaily round the course
Her whinnies were her winning smiles
That could be heard across the miles
An equine majestic in force!

A man had gone to his quack
Complaining of a pain in his back
He got hooked on some pills
And after paying his bills
He now resides in a shack

(Leave It To Beaver)

Eddie Haskell is a creep
Always into trouble deep
Thank God Wally is his friend:
A loyal chap unto the end
With values that never turn cheap

Bozo was a clown
He seldom wore a frown
His feet were big
So was his wig
And laughter was his sound

They keep knockin on my door
They're after money,but I got no more
I cannot pay
So go away
Can't they see that I am poor

There was a man from Key Largo
Who got chased because of his cargo
He had expensive rugs
And dangerous drugs
And now he lives up in Fargo

There once was a man from Montana
Whose nose looked like a banana
A monkey tried to peel it
So he then tried to heal it
By soaking it in some Ipana

A squirrel was making fun of a bunny
He seemed to think it was funny
That his ears were too long
And his tail was about gone
And his nose always seemed to be runny.

There once was a man named Kent
Who worked in a fireworks tent
Just for a joke
He lit up a smole
And up in the air he went.

A fish and a frog
Swam up to a log
The log gave a grin
That hid its next sin:
Gobbling them down (like a hog)

There once was a woman named Sue
Who made an unusual stew
She put in worms and beans
Snakes and sardines
I wouldn't eat it,would you ?

(Leave It To Beaver #2)

June June, the pearl-strapped mother
Has two sons she likes to smother
Thank God Ward can reign her in
With gentle advice and little din
But she still fusses like no other (oh brother!)

A man broke out of a jail
He couldn't come up with the bail
He didn't get far
And was back behind bars
Cops said he ran like a snail

(Leave It To Beaver #3)

Judy Hensler is a snitch
And a word that rhymes with ditch
She's always ratting out the class
All around her think she's crass
Were enemies currency, she'd be rich!

There once was a man in Perth
Who claimed not to be from Earth
He talked about Mars
And various stars
But could not show proof of his birth

A hypochondriac once said he was dying
He said things that people weren't buying
Like he had'nt been eating
And his heart wasn't beating
But they left cuz they knew he was lying

A man found a fly in his beer
He hollered, " What the hell's going on here? "
The bartender said,
" Don't worry,he's dead "
" He just fell out of my ear "

We were all sitting there drinkin
And soon I began to thinkin
A limerick would sound good
Don't know if I should
Since most of mine are downright stinkin

There once was a fellow named Brown
Who seemed to be all over town
He was a little guy
Only two inches high
And was always under some woman's gown.

I came upon a myopic bee
That mistook a flower for a tree
Although determined with drive
It couldn't seem to find its hive
And crested confused to a lea.

Two cops got into a fight
One didn't think it was right
That the doughnut he picked
The other cop licked
Preventing him from taking a bite

There once was a woman named Joan
Whose head was shaped like a bone
She couldn't go out
Dogs would follow her about
They just wouldn't leave her alone.

There once was a man named Pete
Who decided to wash his feet
They gave off a smell
Like something from hell
Similar to rancid meat.

A man found himself short on cash
So he decided to pick in the trash
He didn't get rich
But he started to itch
And soon developed a rash.

There once was a raccoon named Grady
Who walked up to a little old lady
She wanted to ask
Why he was wearing a mask
But was afraid because he looked kind of shady.

There once was a man named Lee
Who expected everything free
He never tipped
With that nickel he gripped
He was cheap as he could be.

Two hunters were looking for game
They were not too good with their aim
They kept firing their guns
And when they were done
Both came out of the woods lame.

A monkey was combing his hair
It seemed to be everywhere
But when he looked at his arse
It was kind of sparse
So he quickly sat down in a chair.

A boy hauled his dogs in a wagon
In there,their tails were a waggin
They minded him well
And none of them fell
But the big one,his feet were a draggin.

There once was a turtle named Mel
Who decided to upgrade his shell
Just for the heck
He added a deck
Making it look really swell.

There once was a fellow named Jake
Whose tongue had turned into a snake
While taking a sip
The snake bit his lip
And the snake stuck out at his wake.

All I'm seeing is Huckleberry Hound, there has to be others that know a few.

There once was a man named Dean
Whose teeth were a weird shade of green
When asked why this was
He told them, "Because "
" I ain't brushed since I was a teen "

A man had been to the store
He noticed how prices have soared
They really wanted a lot
For the beef that he got
He's glad that he snuck out the door.

A man heard noises one night
So he got up and turned on the light
He stood there in awe
At what he saw
A cockroach 6 feet in height.

There once was a little kid named Randy
Who would stand on his head for some candy
His head grew flat
From doing that
So as an end table he came in quite handy.

A man was chewing a plumb
He acted as if it were gum
He got into trouble
When he tried for a bubble
He choked on the pit,wasn't that dumb ?

There was an old woman named Liddy
Who had become very mean and gritty
She started packing a gun
In case she met anyone
Who referred to her as an old biddy.

There once was a boy named Ken
Who stunk up the class he was in
He farted all day
Teacher had nothing to say
But she did sing " Wayward Wind "

Two students were caught cheatin
To the office they went for their beatin
" You know something,pard? "
" That test was real hard "
" But not as hard as that paddle we'll be meetin "

There once was a man named Larry
His ears were extremely hairy
When he would go outside
The kids would all hide
They found him to be quite scary.

A termite crawled out of the wood
He had eaten all that he could
I asked, " How did it taste? "
He said, " None went to waste "
" And considering the age,I found it quite good "

There once was a man named Doyle
Who made his fortune in oil
He fell in a store
From spilled Wesson on a floor
And made millions without having to toil.

A man stood on a talking scale
Where it proceeded to call him a " Walking whale "
He threw a fit
And smashed it to bits
Now the whale's in jail awaiting his bail.

A man was frying some chicken
But in the pan it seemed to be stickin
Then it fell on the floor
He didn't want it no more
Because his dog was down there lickin.

There once was a woman named Claire
Who always got people to stare
Her shirts were so tight
That they tore every night
And her boobs always got some fresh air.

A man had escaped from Hell
He had been there for quite a spell
He snuck thru a crack
Behind the Devil's back
He now runs a lot with cars to sell.

A man called to report a crime
Cops asked, " What is it this time? "
" Ok, I'll get to the point "
" A squirrel is smoking a joint,
That he bought off my cat for a dime "

A plane was flying like crap
The pilots were taking their nap
As the pilots dreamed,
The passengers screamed
Then they woke up and lowered their flaps.

A man brought his car to the shop
It made noises when he came to a stop
He said he cleans tables in bars
Knows nothing about cars
And saw the mechanic licking his chops.

Henry had witnessed a stabbin
So he hid out in an old cabin
Weeks went by
Till they caught the guy
Then Henry came out blabbin.

Agnes was a disgusting wench
Only two front teeth and they were least an inch
Her armpits had dreadlocks
She always wore red socks
And was accompanied by a powerful stench.

Two tough thugs were skipping rope
A man showed up to sell them dope
They broke his jaw
Then called the law
Cop looked at them and thought, " There's still some hope "

A man was eating some cheese
And then he began to sneeze
Cheese came out his nose
Like a garden hose
So he spread it on crackers with ease.

There once was a woman named Grace
Who was born with an upside down face
When seeing her chin
She looked sad when she grinned
Since everything was so out of place.

A man took his dog to the drive-in
Bought popcorn and told him to dive in
Then asked, " Think we'll survive,
If I let you drive ? "
Then laughed,and said he was jivin.

Tommy the turkey said,
" In November they'll chop off my head "
" They'll shove bread up my rear "
" Bring relatives here "
" Just so they all can be fed "

There once was an old hen named Peg
Who would not lay any eggs
" Why give them away free? "
" What's in it for me? "
Everyone liked her,especially the legs.

There once was a man named Clyde
Who suffered from lack of pride
Whatever you had
He'd want it real bad
And if you said no,he cried.

There once was a man on a diet
Who had to stay at the Hyatt
Because his neighbors next door
Were grilling a boar
He knew if he smelled it,he'd try it.

A boy had swallowed a rubberband
That's when the entertainment all began
While taking a dump
He noticed a bungee jump
And the jumps got longer when he would stand.

There once was a fellow named Tim
Who never learned how to swim
His boat had gone down
But before he could drown
A sea turtle had rescued him.

A man was building a shed
He tripped and fell on his head
Then he smashed his thumb
And when it grew numb
He called for a carpenter instead.

A man put his change in a machine
He wanted a Coke with caffeine
But the machine had a plan
It ripped off that man
Why was that machine so mean ?

The sky was blue and the wind was right
So a boy decided to fly his kite
It climbed real high
Into the sky
The string broke and it was out of sight.

What a strange creature the eel
Can give off a shock you can feel
It swims like a snake
And is usually awake
And for some it's considered a meal.

There once was a dog named Spot
Who was trained to use the pot
He would straddle the bowl
Then deposit his roll
And flush, sometimes he forgot.

While typing this up, I thought of another version ;

There once was a dog named Spot
Who was trained to use the pot
The weed that he'd buy
Made him extremely high
And that dog really smoked a lot.

A farmer had picked up a melon
Inside he could hear someone yellin
He discovered a hole
And out popped a mole
Who said, " I was just crawling around and I fell in "

Some kids took their dog to the park
When suddenly he began to bark
A squirrel climbed a stump
Bit the dog on the rump
And the dog swore he had teeth like a shark

The students who sat in the front row
Claimed, all of the answers they did know
While the kids in the back
Wanted to hit the sack
That's why their grades were so low.

I can remember the first day of school
We all had new clothes and tried to look cool
It was like sitting in Hell
Until we heard the bell
Then " Walked " out the building,that was the rule.

There once was a girl in Peru
Who had nothing better to do
She would get high on some drugs
Go out and catch bugs
Then join them together with glue.

A man once played for the Packers
The ultimate in linebackers
But drugs and poor health
Took it's toll on his wealth
Now he sits in a park eating crackers.

An outlaw was robbing a stage
The driver, who was up there in age
Said, be careful son
Don't hurt me none
I only earn minimum wage.

'Twas a good day for a barbecue
The flies showed up,with their kinfolk too
Some brought their dates
With little paper plates
Telling me, " Hold the onions,they're too hard to chew "

There once was a fellow named Dwight
Who could run like the speed of light
When running a race
All would give chase
But soon he was out of sight.

A woman had wanted a freezer
Her old one just didn't please her
It would run for an hour
Then lose all it's power
And come on again just to tease her.

A woman had looked in a mirror
She noticed that as she got nearer
Her face was a blur
And that bothered her
So she backed up until it got clearer.

There once was a man in Atlanta
Who told all the kids he was Santa
They all asked for toys
All the girls and boys
Except one who asked for Mylanta.

While brushing his teeth one night
A man had a terrible sight
A tooth on the top
Was ready to drop
So he hammered back in tight.

There once was a woman named Kate
Who didn't want people to wait
She was always on time
Until she fell from a climb
Now she will always be late.

There once was a mouse named Jack
Who lived in a trick or treat sack
On Halloween night
He had plenty to bite
And sampled every snack.

A birthday party had just ended
The guests who had left,were offended
The cake had a price
A dollar a slice
Which didn't taste very splended.

Two cats were about to fight
Over a mouse they caught that night
While they argued their claim
A snake took their game
And swallowed it all in one bite.

A woman was riding a bike
Her tire ran over a spike
Her tire went " Pop "
She came to a stop
Now the woman is taking a hike.

A man choked on a bottle of beer
So inside he decided to peer
There were bugs in there
Bugs everywhere
" And now in my belly I fear "

Grandma was mad as Hell
It wasn't hard to tell
The ham she was cookin
Was funny lookin
It was blue and had a terrible smell.

The Mayor was taken away
Feds said he neglected to pay
The taxes he owed
For kickbacks that flowed
But the Mayor had nothing to say.

John was always in debt
Bills he would always get
At least 5 a day
That he could not pay
Even his dog owed the vet.

There once was an albino named Jay
Who was afraid to come out in the day
He'd go out at night
Avoid all forms of light
And into the dark he would play.

There once was a man named Fred
Who went into a place to be fed
But before he could scarf
He wanted to barf
Cuz his food had more hair than his head.

Joe brought back the jar to Doctor Lee
" I filled it up as you can see "
Lee said, " This is absurd "
" This is a turd "
" I meant for you to pee "

There once was a fellow named Chad
Whose breath smelled extremely bad
Under his arms he would lick
Like a deodorant stick
He was truly a disgusting lad.

A fisherman was looking for trout
He could see them swimming about
But when he would wait
They would steal his bait
And that would cause him to pout.

There once was a girl named Rose
Whose finger got stuck up her nose
She was doin some pickin
Cuz her nostrils were stickin
And her finger was the tool that she chose.

There was trouble at the zoo
Nobody knew what to do
Some tigers got out
Were running about
Looking for someone to chew.

There once was a mummy named Tut
Whose tomb was carefully shut
Along came some men
Who wanted to get in
And the mummy told them to kiss his butt.

There once was a chauffeur named Ed
Whose eyes were on the back of his head
In order to steer
His seat faced the rear
So he could see directly ahead.

There once was a fellow named Rick
Inside his ear lived a tick
It took over his brain
Made him insane
And convinced him that he was St.Nick.

A horse walked into a bar
He said, " My owner just bought a new car "
" He don't want me no more "
" So get ready to pour "
" It's leaving an emotional scar "

A man looked back on his past
The years sure seemed to go fast
He'd return if he could
To the times that were good
But this time he'd like them to last.

A bear chased a man up a tree
Where a squirrel became mad as can be
You're being a pest
You're blocking my nest
And I have to get out to pee.

There once was a dentist in Maine
Who promised there would be no pain
His patients were thrilled
Until they were billed
Then their butts needed some novocaine.

There once was a puppet named Joan
Who learned how to speak on her own
She would talk all day
She had plenty to say
It was a shame she was always alone.

A man had a fireworks craze
It was just one of those days
He was unable to handle
A Roman candle
And set his arse ablaze.

There once was a woman in Wales
Who began to resemble the snails
She had tentacles and shell
Was as slimey as Hell
And wherever she went she left trails.

The sirens are a blowin
But there's no way of knowin
If the twister's near
Or if it's here
So in the basement I'm a goin.

There once was a boy who was four
Who decided to sneak out the door
He went outside
So he could hide
While his mom was mopping the floor

To be continued on next post.

He had hidden behind a tree
Where he hoped no one could see
But his dog sniffed him out
With his powerful snout
And dragged him back in by his knee.

The employees were excited this day
It was time to collect their pay
But the boss was reclusive
He was being elusive
He just wished they would go away.

There once was a man from Tibet
Whose body never got wet
He was a dirty monk
And he sure stunk
Skunks smelled better I bet.

There once was a guy named Cy
Whose tie got caught in his fly
He went to unzip
And it started to rip
Now his tie's four inches high.

There once was a ghost named Ned
Who worried about something he read
" AT THE BREAK OF DAWN "
" THE WORLD WILL BE GONE "
Then he remembered he's already dead.

There once was a beast called Godzilla
Who left Japan for Manilla
He was a giant pest
That made such a mess
And got chased by a Japanese flotilla.

Granny was busy sewin
Her pants,so it wouldn't be showin
The hole in the back
That exposed her crack
And the cold draft she felt a blowin.

The weatherman had lots to say
A hurricane was on the way
But it turned about
Then fizzled out
Now he hopes for another some day.

A dog came back from the vet
He seemed to be really upset
The doc called him mutt
Stuck finger up butt
He was the worst vet that he ever met.

While a man was combing his hair
He discovered a flea in there
So he sprayed Raid on his head
Until he found the flea dead
Then saw his dog hide under a chair.

A woman came back from the store
" I'm not going back there anymore "
" I was caught stealing "
" By a hole in the ceiling "
" I was spied on when I walked thru the door "

There once was an actor in Belfast
Who played in " How to get to Hell fast "
His acting was fine
He remembered his line
And the Devil thought he was well cast.

There once was a Captain named Kirk
Who couldn't get his phaser to work
He looked on the back
And it said RadioShack
So he called the prop man a jerk.

There once was a grump
Who lived in a dump
No job
For the slob
So he sat on his rump.

There once was a man named Paul
Whose shoes were four sizes too small
All the blood running down
Had to turn around
And his head swelled like a basketball.

A man thought his boy should have fun
So he bought him a new BB gun
Then one day
There was a ricochet
Now Popeye is the name of his son.

There once was a fellow named Joe
Who was carjacked while leaving the show
There wouldn't be court
Cuz he did not report
He had just stolen that car two nights ago.

There once was a boy named Fred
Who was worried what was under his bed
What was under there
Was a Koala bear
And it worried what was above it's head.

A man was out watering his lawn
Then he felt a poop coming on
He was shocked
To find the door locked
And the key in his pocket was gone.

There once was a painter named Gene
Whose houses all looked kind of green
The paint that he made
Contained Gatorade
Which he carried in a canteen.

There once was a man named Chip
Who was born with a twisted lip
He was able to whistle
Like a guided missile
But his spit would steadily drip.

I saw a possum by the shed
As I approached,he seemed to be dead
I started shaking
Then I learned he was faking
Cuz when I poked him,he up and fled.

One night while watching TV
A man thought " This should be free "
Cable is crap
I must be a sap
I'll just watch a DVD.

A man woke up sweating at dawn
For some reason his AC was not on
It must be busted
He felt disgusted
When he looked outside,his AC was gone.

There once was a man from Spain
Who decided to hop on a train
He didn't care
If it went anywhere
He just wanted to get out of the rain.

A pig was approached by a bear
The bear asked, " Where is your hair? "
" You know it's crude "
" To walk around nude "
The pig said he didn't care.

A cook came down with the flu
But he stayed to finish the stew
While stirring the pot
In dripped some snot
Luckily nobody knew.

There once was a fighter named Mace
Whose nose was all over his face
He'd been hit so often
That his head became softened
And it felt like a pillow case.

There once was a fellow named Doug
Who found an unusal bug
It was the size of a fly
Had just one eye
And lived inside of a jug.

A rat chipped a tooth on a screw
Which made it difficult to chew
The emotional stress
Made him depressed
He wondered who he could sue.

There once was an insomniac named Fred
Whose eyes stayed the color of red
He tried counting sheep
But still couldn't sleep
So he ended up selling his bed.

There once was a fellow named Jack
Whose head had developed a crack
A moth had flown in
Then flew out again
He wondered when it would come back.

There once was a plumber named Nick
Who was sent to a house of a hick
When he saw the commode
It was filled with a load
Suddenly he felt kind of sick.

There once was a woman named Nellie
Who asked the girl at the deli
" Do you have chicken breasts? "
The girl replied, " Yes "
" They're hiding down by my belly "

A man had gone down to the lake
He wanted some fish he could bake
Before baiting his hook
He just up and booked
He decided he'd rather have steak.

There once was a man named Greg
Who suffered some wounds to his leg
His untreated sores
Turned into spores
And started a serious plague.

The ants came out of the ground
Didn't make much of a sound
They were ready for war
And to settle a score
As they charged down from their mound.

There once was a boy named Neal
Who went to school just to steal
He was well taught
He never got caught
No one was around to squeal.

There once was a dog named Blue
Who couldn't find a thing to do
He tried watching tv
But there was nothing to see
So he chewed up his owner's shoe.

There once was a woman named Jane
Who people thought was insane
She cut off her ears
With garden shears
And wore them on her neck by a chain.

There once was a man named Dale
Who had his house up for sale
But his gasline corroded
His house exploded
And all he had left was a nail.

A cab driver picked up a fare
An old lady with silver hair
She didn't watch the meter
So he figured he could cheat her
Until she said " Don't you dare "

There once was a fellow named Ed
Who had just one hair on his head
When it finally fell out
He didn't pout
He simply used it for thread.

A dog was trying real hard
To take a dump in a yard
But a man was there
And he continued to stare
It was his lawn that he had to guard.

The world will end say the Mayan
Soon we all will be dyin
But if we are still here
For Christmas this year
We'll know that they all were just lyin.

There once was a dog named Keith
Who was proud of his shiny white teeth
But while playinmg fetch
A shot put he did catch
And he lost all his top and beneath.

There once was a man named Clive
Who feared being buried alive
So he told cousin Fred
Just make sure that I'm dead
After every attempt to revive

I saw some apes at the zoo
They looked through the bars and saw you
Do you think it's quite fair
To give those poor apes such a scare
I think it's a mean thing to do

And I at the zoo saw a chimp
Hobbling around with a limp
It ate 43 bananas
While wearing a bandana
And now the chimp is a blimp!

^ lol! ^

While taking a walk in the sun
I stumbled into a 10k run
I had to join them
Since I couldn't avoid em'
And coming in last was no fun

Ozzie,Harriet, David, Ricky
Can get into situations somewhat sticky
Joe their neighbor's really cheap
Spending money makes him weep
And can often be rather tricky

All that lightening and thunder
made me stop and wonder
With a grimace and frown
I realize my car windows are down
Oh what a terrible blunder

Ted Baxter the clown
Likes to wear brown
That he's scared of Lou
Is very true
Whenever he's called down

There once was a farmer named Fred
who's pig got to sleep in his bed
His wife had a cow
said she wouldn't allow
So Arnold the pig watched tv instead.

The lyrics to this song
was sung loud and strong
And as my whole body began to shake
I cried give my poor ears a break
Why does rap music last so long

Said the spider to the fly:
Why don't you drop by?
And have a bite
Perhaps stay the night
But the sly fly saw through this nice try!

A squirrel came down from a tree
But the snow came up to his knee
No nuts could he find
It was if he were blind
So he settled for taking a pee.

Very cute ( and cleaver) I can't think of any at the moment though!

Two men were crossing the street
In the middle they both would meet
To avoid the other ones heft
The first man dodged to the left
And tripped over his own two feet.