(The Kramdens and Nortons are on the beach on Coney Island. They are having a barbeque.)

Ed: "What fun we are having today Ralph."

Ralph: "You said it Norton."

Ed: "I got to tell you. Saturday, all of my fellow sewerworkers were going to have a barbeque right down in the sewer. Everything was ready to be served until the tide came in."

(Ralph looks like he going to get sick.)

Ralph: "Norton, don't discuss the sewer right now."

Ed: "All right. All right."

Alice: "Trixie, did I tell you how much of a fuss Ralph made when the Gotham Bus Company didn't give him Friday off too so he can see Scott & Todd from WPLJ do their show on Point Pleasant Beach?"

Trixie: "They did? How did Ralph react?"

Alice: "With as much yelling as possible but not enough for him to get fired."

Ralph: "Those BUMS!"

Ed: "Those BEASTS!"

Ralph: "Oh well. I am having a good time on my day off."

Ed: "I should say so. You told me you plan on eating eight hot dogs."

Ralph: "I certainly am. I am soo proud to be an American. I am sooo glad that our troops are out of Iraq and back home after almost nine years."

Trixie: "Me too Ralph."

Alice: "So am I."

Ed: "Those troops that were in Iraq are sweet kids. Those who lost their lives in all the wars our country has had are all sweet kids."

Ralph: "You can say that again Norton. We should be proud of the fact that we have troops that helped make this country a free country. A country that is as great as this one is."

(They all sing a song about our troops.)

Ed: "This has been a great day Ralph."

(Ed accidentally pushes the grill over and it hits Ralph's foot.)

Ralph (yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! PUT 'EM UP NORTON!"

(The girls try to make peace.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: “Ladies and gentlemen, let me say that I notice that we got a lot of U.S. Servicemen in the front row."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "I wish you all a Happy Memorial Day and as always the Miami Beach audiences are the best.”

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: “Time to introduce the cast. First: Jean Kean."

(Jean Kean comes on stgae. Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Audrey Meadows comes on stage. Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Art Carney comes on stage. Audience cheers.)

Jackie: “Good night.”

(Audience cheers.)