(Ralph is pacing back and forth.)

Ralph (to himself): "As much as I respect LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade, I soooo wanted the Knicks to win. They got scorched."

(Ed comes down. He blows his nose.)

Ed: "What a bummer Ralph."

Ralph: "Yeah, at least the Knicks got to play near that fun and sun capital of the world: Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed (starting to cry): "The Knicks haven't won a playoff game in 11 years."

Ralph: "Yeah. I am really hoping for Linsanity to rule in the playoffs."

Ed: "He is the toast of New York but he got scorched in Miami."

Ralph: "We really got to help the Knicks win. If the Knicks come back home for game 3, down two games to 0, we have to be at MSG to help so to speak."

Ed: "I got an idea. You distract the refs while I literally try to stop the Heat from making a basket."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "YOU are a mental case."

Ed: "You are right. LeBron would be too much for me to handle."

Ralph: "The Knicks ARE New York even though New York can't hold a candle to Florida."

(Much to the crowd's approval, they sing a song about Florida. The crowd applauds loudly at the end.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)