(Ralph & Ed are dressed as Easter bunnies for a Raccoon play.)

Ralph: "Come on Norton. We are going to be late for the Raccoon play that they are going to put on for the kids."

(Ed comes by hopping. He is dressed as Bugs Bunny while eating a carrot. Audience applauds.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph. I am ready for the play. Could you do me a favor Ralph?"

Ralph: "Sure."

(Ed turns his head one side and another.)

Ralph: "What are you doing?"

Ed: "I am trying to see what is my best profeel (profile.)"

Ralph: "Oh stop. I just hope you don't forget your lines."

Ed: "I got them all memorized. I got a big brain."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ed: "I am not nervous stepping out in front of all those kids for this Easter play along with the fact that this play is going to be on all the public access channels in Brooklyn and Miami Beach."

(Ralph looks nervous.)

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "Not to mention the fact that this play will be broadcast over the Internet."

Ralph: "I wish you would stop talking Nervous. You are going to get yourself all norton."

(The play starts. Ralph & Ed are dressed up as Easter bunnies. They are on the stage with kids.)

Ed: "We are the Easter bunnies' buddies and we came all the way from the Enchanted Forrest just to meet you. Isn't that right Ralph?"

Ralph: "Huminahumina!"

Ed: "I said isn't that right Ralph?"

Ralph: "Huminahumina!"

Ed (yells): "AM I COMING THROUGH OUT THERE?"

(The kids laugh.)

Ralph: "Yes. We came from the Enchanted Forrest."

Ed: "Well. Time to sing a song."

Ralph: "We came from the Enchanted Forrest."

Ed: "You want us to sing a song kids?"

Kids (yell): "YEAH!"

(Ed & Ralph dance and sing to Peter Cottaintail. Ralph trips on a piece of floorboard and falls into the set which causes it to knock down. Everyone in the audience, especially Harvey laughs.)

(At the end of the play, Ralph & Ed are still in their bunny costumes walking outside.)

Ed: "Ralph, I just got told that that was the WORST Rccoon play ever and it is all to you. They might kick you out of the Raccoons."

(Harvey shows up.)

Harvey: "Well, look at the fat bunny that is a choke artist. Hahahaha!"

Ralph: "All right. You think you could have doen a better job? Ha! You put 'em up!"

(Ralph & Harvey get into a fight. They both go to jail.)

Cop: "This is a first. I am arresting an Easter bunny. Ha ha ha!"

Ed: "Ralph, what do you have to say to that?"

Ralph: "I got a BIIIIIIG mouth."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I want to wish everyone a Happy Easter! All you kids out there, go easy on the candy. It will last longer. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)